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‘You’re responsible’: Las Vegas Turo host says customer reported Chevy Tahoe stolen. Then he tracks it down

By Nov 3rd
‘They’re mad bc u ‘stole’ the stuff they were going to take’: Woman goes dumpster diving at T.J. Maxx. Then the workers call the cops on her

By Sep 18th
‘Move out’: Woman takes shower at 5:45am. Then her roommate calls the police. Now people think the officer was trying to warn her

By Jul 23rd
‘Bro can’t do less than $1,200’: Man says his trailer was stolen. So he conducts a sting operation in the Home Depot parking lot

By Jun 16th
‘Baby Jane Doe’ found dead in New Hampshire pond

By Apr 3rd
‘So embarrassing’: California cops shell out a $153K flashy Cybertruck to seem relevant, and it blew up in their faces faster than their failing ‘youth outreach’ program

By Oct 11th
Netflix’s #1 New Series Proves Police Could Save People if They Believed Women

By Jan 23rd
Police Dispatched To Inspect Classroom Book After Anonymous Obscenity Complaints

By Dec 22nd
Burbank Police Are Helping the AMPTP Silence Striking Writers

By Sep 14th
Met Police Using ‘Terrorism Tactics’ To Combat Male Violence in London

By Jul 18th
Entire State Police Department Under Investigation for Hidden Camera in Women’s Locker Room

By Jul 11th
Everyone Is Openly Strategizing How To Defeat the NYPD’s New Robo Cop

By Apr 18th
New Body Cam Footage Calls Into Question Atlanta Police’s Claims Around ‘Cop City’ Protestor’s Death

By Feb 10th
Atlanta’s $90 Million ‘Cop City’ Is Everything Wrong With America’s Priorities

By Jan 26th
San Francisco Board Changes Its Mind, Will Not Allow Police To Deploy Killer Robots … For Now

By Dec 7th
Things We Saw Today: This Fan’s Plan for the DCU’s Future Sounds Amazing

By Dec 6th
Watch This Man Eviscerate the Police During Award Ceremony Honoring Him for Doing Their Job

By Oct 17th
San Francisco Cops To Protest Pride Because They Feel Discriminated Against and … OK, Bye!

By May 24th
Amy Klobuchar Got Ratioed for Tweet Honoring Police Who Died Last Year While Leaving Out All the Necessary Context

By May 23rd
Imagine If McGruff Actually Gave Useful Advice for Dealing With Cops

By Jul 12th