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‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Oct 22nd
‘Inherited the lying gene’: Don Jr. insists there’s ‘no violence from the right’ while ignoring every headline this year

By Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Oct 22nd
MAGA queen Nancy Mace Claims ‘the left and Democrats’ don’t love America and blames them for genocide

By Oct 21st
‘Another pardon coming’: Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump has been arrested again for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries

By Oct 21st
‘Laughable’: Trump plays dumb about ex-NSA’s indictment when everyone knows he’s been planning it with Pam Bondi

By Oct 20th
‘Pathetic RINO’: Donald Trump insults his own party’s rep yet again, because he dared to speak against the president

By Oct 18th
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt

By Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead

By Oct 18th
‘It’s too high to calculate’: Dr. Oz can’t do elementary-level math to calculate a 96% discount. Sure, let’s trust him with healthcare

By Oct 18th
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements

By Oct 17th
‘He got yanked down by the depths of hell’: 83-year-old MAGA senator Mitch McConnell fell down again, ironically when asked about ICE

By Oct 17th
‘He is Trump First’: Donald Trump just sold America because Qatar gifted him a $5.5 billion golf resort

By Oct 11th
‘Friday night massacre’: After promising more jobs for Americans, Trump administration has laid off high-ranking scientists at CDC

By Oct 11th
The man arrested for allegedly starting the Palisades fire actually asked ChatGPT if he’s at fault before running away

By Oct 8th
‘He’s 4’10’: AOC roasts Stephen Miller, whose own family purportedly called him ‘the face of evil’

By Oct 6th
‘Let’s not take the bait’: Oregon Senators slam draft-dodger Donald Trump for threatening to invade Portland using military

By Sep 28th
‘It makes us fools’: Matt Gaetz making sense wasn’t supposed to be on today’s bingo card but here we are

By Sep 27th
‘There are costs to standing up to Donald Trump’: James Comey declares himself innocent in a new video statement

By Sep 27th
Love truly is fleeting: Donald Trump’s now calling for NATO to shoot down Russian planes

By Sep 24th