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Donald Trump’s ‘peace plan’ for Ukraine is just a 28-point surrender note to Russia

By Kopal Nov 24th
‘Quiet, Piggy’: The President of the United States just insulted a female reporter

By Kopal Nov 20th
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Kopal Nov 20th
Wait, what year is it? Marjorie Taylor Greene just implied Donald Trump is a traitor after treating him like Jesus

By Kopal Nov 20th
Donald Trump fantasizes about outpolling the Founding Fathers, but 76% of voters say he’s losing to inflation

By Kopal Nov 20th
The world’s loudest narcissist just called himself ‘modest’ before bragging about imaginary achievements. Spoiler: it was Donald Trump

By Kopal Nov 20th
2 Epstein Files texts and Trump drops Marjorie Taylor Greene like yesterday’s trash. Suddenly she’s not MAGA enough anymore

By Kopal Nov 19th
‘Things happen’: Donald Trump licks Saudi Crown Prince’s boots, waving off journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s murder

By Kopal Nov 19th
‘Hit a nerve’: Jittery Trump freaks out when asked about the Epstein Files probe — claiming it’s all a distraction from his ‘tremendous success’

By Kopal Nov 17th
Surprise Surprise! Trump urges House Republicans to release the Epstein files, declares ‘we have nothing to hide’

By Kopal Nov 17th
Panicked Donald Trump goes on the offensive, orders Pam Bondi to go after Bill Clinton and other Dems after Epstein fallout

By Kopal Nov 17th
Sorry, we’re making a movie about those demon toys now?!

By Rachel Tolleson Nov 14th
‘The man is demented’: Illinois Governor slams Trump for taking credit for Chicago’s crime drop and bragging about his DHS initiative

By Kopal Nov 13th
‘He lies about his lies’: Donald Trump says gas is $2.50 after claiming $1.99 last week. The twist? Both numbers are made up

By Kopal Nov 13th
‘Monsters know monsters’: Jeffrey Epstein said he has never met a person ‘as bad as Trump’ — called him ‘evil beyond belief’ in new emails

By Kopal Nov 13th
‘GOP bait and switch is legendary’: Donald Trump just flipped a $10,000 bonus into a 30% pay cut overnight

By Kopal Nov 13th
‘Of course he knew about the girls’: Newly released Epstein email to Michael Wolff confirms Donald Trump knew about the sex trafficking at Epstein’s estate

By Kopal Nov 13th
‘Not looking so good’: JD Vance’s post from 2021 is suddenly trending for all the wrong reasons — and it’s about the Epstein Files

By Kopal Nov 13th
‘Endless wishful thinking’: 2 months left for ACA premium credits, and Mike Johnson is still boasting about having ‘notebooks full of ideas’

By Kopal Nov 12th
‘Gaslight us into extinction’: Trump shamelessly dismisses the affordability crisis and claims ‘we’ve the greatest economy we’ve ever had’

By Kopal Nov 11th