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‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway

By Kopal Oct 29th
Donald Trump appears to be sleepwalking ‘like a drunk Frankenstein’s monster’ during the Ceremonial Inspection of Guards with the Japanese PM

By Kopal Oct 28th
‘Extrajudicial killings’: Rand Paul accuses Trump of turning the U.S. into authoritarian regimes like China and Iran after his boat strikes

By Kopal Oct 27th
‘It’s too cute’: Trump thinks he can come back for a third term as VP because the country obviously doesn’t run on the Constitution now

By Kopal Oct 27th
‘Complete insanity’: Trump once again declares war on Tylenol, and the internet’s collective headache is back

By Kopal Oct 27th
‘They are afraid’: Rand Paul thrashes fellow Republicans for not having the ‘guts’ to stand up against Trump in fear of being ostracized

By Kopal Oct 27th
‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘Inherited the lying gene’: Don Jr. insists there’s ‘no violence from the right’ while ignoring every headline this year

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Kopal Oct 22nd
MAGA queen Nancy Mace Claims ‘the left and Democrats’ don’t love America and blames them for genocide

By Kopal Oct 21st
‘Another pardon coming’: Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump has been arrested again for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries

By Kopal Oct 21st
‘Laughable’: Trump plays dumb about ex-NSA’s indictment when everyone knows he’s been planning it with Pam Bondi

By Kopal Oct 20th
‘Pathetic RINO’: Donald Trump insults his own party’s rep yet again, because he dared to speak against the president

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘It’s too high to calculate’: Dr. Oz can’t do elementary-level math to calculate a 96% discount. Sure, let’s trust him with healthcare

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements

By Kopal Oct 17th
‘He got yanked down by the depths of hell’: 83-year-old MAGA senator Mitch McConnell fell down again, ironically when asked about ICE

By Kopal Oct 17th
‘He is Trump First’: Donald Trump just sold America because Qatar gifted him a $5.5 billion golf resort

By Kopal Oct 11th
‘Friday night massacre’: After promising more jobs for Americans, Trump administration has laid off high-ranking scientists at CDC

By Kopal Oct 11th