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‘Inherited the lying gene’: Don Jr. insists there’s ‘no violence from the right’ while ignoring every headline this year
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Kopal
Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table
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Kopal
Oct 22nd
MAGA queen Nancy Mace Claims ‘the left and Democrats’ don’t love America and blames them for genocide
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Kopal
Oct 21st
‘Another pardon coming’: Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump has been arrested again for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries
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Kopal
Oct 21st
‘Laughable’: Trump plays dumb about ex-NSA’s indictment when everyone knows he’s been planning it with Pam Bondi
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Kopal
Oct 20th
‘Pathetic RINO’: Donald Trump insults his own party’s rep yet again, because he dared to speak against the president
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Kopal
Oct 18th
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt
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Kopal
Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead
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Kopal
Oct 18th
‘It’s too high to calculate’: Dr. Oz can’t do elementary-level math to calculate a 96% discount. Sure, let’s trust him with healthcare
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Kopal
Oct 18th
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements
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Kopal
Oct 17th
‘He got yanked down by the depths of hell’: 83-year-old MAGA senator Mitch McConnell fell down again, ironically when asked about ICE
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Kopal
Oct 17th
‘He is Trump First’: Donald Trump just sold America because Qatar gifted him a $5.5 billion golf resort
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Kopal
Oct 11th
‘Friday night massacre’: After promising more jobs for Americans, Trump administration has laid off high-ranking scientists at CDC
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Kopal
Oct 11th
The man arrested for allegedly starting the Palisades fire actually asked ChatGPT if he’s at fault before running away
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Kopal
Oct 8th
‘He’s 4’10’: AOC roasts Stephen Miller, whose own family purportedly called him ‘the face of evil’
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Kopal
Oct 6th
‘Let’s not take the bait’: Oregon Senators slam draft-dodger Donald Trump for threatening to invade Portland using military
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Kopal
Sep 28th
‘It makes us fools’: Matt Gaetz making sense wasn’t supposed to be on today’s bingo card but here we are
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Kopal
Sep 27th
‘There are costs to standing up to Donald Trump’: James Comey declares himself innocent in a new video statement
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Kopal
Sep 27th
Love truly is fleeting: Donald Trump’s now calling for NATO to shoot down Russian planes
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Kopal
Sep 24th
Donald Trump is big mad about free speech because 97% of stories about him are bad
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Kopal
Sep 20th
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