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‘It’s a time cage’: Donald Trump’s new 50-year mortgage makes sure young people never own anything — except lifelong debt

By Nov 9th
‘We’re an unreliable partner’: Economist Justin Wolfers breaks down how Trump’s tariffs are going to seriously hurt the U.S. in the long term

By Nov 9th
‘He’s off to a bad start’: Donald Trump calls Zohran Mamdani’s victory speech ‘angry’ and believes he should be ‘very nice’ to him

By Nov 6th
‘I did this for the world’: Delusional Donald Trump claims his insane tariffs saved the ‘entire world’ from a depression

By Nov 6th
‘Bye, Andy!’: Andrew Cuomo should move to Florida, as promised, after losing the New York Mayoral elections

By Nov 5th
‘He wants Republicans to cheat’: Trump calls for ‘VOTER REFORM’ right after his party got swept under the rug in elections

By Nov 5th
‘Poor baby’: Trump goes on an infantile self-boasting rant after he discovers his collapsing approval ratings, calls them ‘fake’

By Nov 4th
Rep. Randy Fine says the only thing Zohran Mamdani should run for is ‘his deportation flight back to Uganda’

By Nov 4th
‘I don’t know’: Donald Trump acts dumb about crypto tycoon CZ right after pardoning him following a $2 billion deal with Trump’s crypto firm

By Nov 3rd
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years

By Oct 31st
JD Vance just called it ‘totally reasonable’ for Americans to be racist towards people who speak a different language

By Oct 30th
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler

By Oct 30th
‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t

By Oct 30th
‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway

By Oct 29th
Donald Trump appears to be sleepwalking ‘like a drunk Frankenstein’s monster’ during the Ceremonial Inspection of Guards with the Japanese PM

By Oct 28th
‘Extrajudicial killings’: Rand Paul accuses Trump of turning the U.S. into authoritarian regimes like China and Iran after his boat strikes

By Oct 27th
‘It’s too cute’: Trump thinks he can come back for a third term as VP because the country obviously doesn’t run on the Constitution now

By Oct 27th
‘Complete insanity’: Trump once again declares war on Tylenol, and the internet’s collective headache is back

By Oct 27th
‘They are afraid’: Rand Paul thrashes fellow Republicans for not having the ‘guts’ to stand up against Trump in fear of being ostracized

By Oct 27th
‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Oct 22nd