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According to Donald Trump’s math, Big Pharma will soon be paying you to take their meds

By Dec 19th
Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Dec 18th
Mike Johnson awkwardly speed-walks away after refusing to address Trump’s Rob Reiner post

By Dec 17th
Donald Trump goes full pro-Putin, blames Ukraine for ‘starting’ the war, and mocks it for seeking missiles

By Dec 16th
Donald Trump doesn’t know the difference between an ‘arch’ and an ‘arc,’ but he’s sure it will ‘blow everyone.’

By Dec 16th
‘We’ve got some great ideas’: Mike Johnson says Republicans will present a healthcare ‘fix’ next week, but still can’t explain what it is

By Dec 16th
Donald Trump’s response to the Brown University shooting is ‘things can happen’

By Dec 15th
Trump believes he’s Europe’s dream leader, but British tabloids literally called him ‘Deranged’ and ‘Man Baby’ on front page

By Dec 15th
Trump blames Obamacare for boosting big insurance stocks 1700%, only to roll out a plan that would make CEOs pop champagne bottles

By Dec 9th
‘Sorry Don, you got played’: Donald Trump melts down after Henry Cuellar announces Democratic campaign despite receiving his pardon

By Dec 9th
Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Dec 9th
‘She hates Erika’: Candace Owens shares pre-texts of Charlie Kirk going on a date with a woman he was ‘in love with’

By Dec 9th
7 promises Trump fed you since taking office — only for them to sink faster than his 11 bankruptcies

By Dec 8th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Trump again claims his staff has found $30 billion sitting on the mysterious ‘Tariff Shelf.’ Last time, it was $31 billion

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
Donald Trump is blaming a former president’s drug trafficking conviction on Joe Biden amid pardon controversy

By Dec 1st
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st