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Kristi Noem is out, and Hakeem Jeffries has a few choice words to add

By Mar 6th
‘She still have a job?’: Kristi Noem walks right into her own trap as Rep. Ted Lieu grills her over a detained toddler

By Mar 5th
Kristi Noem’s DHS secretly flies a deportation flight to NH, leaving detainees stranded on the tarmac for 12+ hours in a blizzard

By Feb 27th
‘This is voter suppression’: Kristi Noem says the quiet part aloud

By Feb 16th
Kristi Noem’s latest video flops spectacularly as backlash erupts — and people are wondering if ICE training involves acting lessons now

By Feb 4th
Karoline Leavitt just threw Stephen Miller under the bus for calling Alex Pretti a ‘domestic terrorist’ — and she didn’t even flinch

By Jan 27th
In a stunning display of self-sabotage, Kristi Noem contradicts her own agency’s stats and ends up looking ridiculous on air

By Jan 20th
Rep. Robin Kelly announces impeachment efforts against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for ‘violating’ the Constitution

By Jan 15th
‘Genius sequence’: CNN’s Jake Tapper clocks Kristi Noem live, leaving her almost speechless

By Jan 14th
Shameless Kristi Noem is dubbing the recent Minnesota incident as an ‘act of domestic terrorism’ and shifting blame away from ICE

By Jan 14th
Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Dec 18th
Kristi Noem just got called out for lying about military veterans, and the internet is rejoicing

By Dec 17th
People on the internet have a lot to say about Kristi Noem allegedly getting fired by Trump, and they are all hilarious

By Dec 10th
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
‘She’s trying so hard to lie’: Kristi Noem finds a way to blame Biden again, this time for the recent National Guard members’ shooting

By Dec 2nd
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st
‘This is what corruption looks like’: Jasmine Crockett just exposed Kristi Noem for laundering tax funds into her campaign circle

By Nov 20th
‘Fraud and waste’: Trump’s administration member urges him to shut FEMA down

By Feb 10th
‘All dogs, please, this is not a drill’: Donald Trump appoints a puppy killer as his Secretary of Homeland Security

By Nov 12th
Democrats and Republicans United in Horror Over Gov. Kristi Noem Killing Puppies

By Apr 27th