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Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Dec 18th
Kristi Noem just got called out for lying about military veterans, and the internet is rejoicing

By Dec 17th
People on the internet have a lot to say about Kristi Noem allegedly getting fired by Trump, and they are all hilarious

By Dec 10th
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
‘She’s trying so hard to lie’: Kristi Noem finds a way to blame Biden again, this time for the recent National Guard members’ shooting

By Dec 2nd
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st
‘This is what corruption looks like’: Jasmine Crockett just exposed Kristi Noem for laundering tax funds into her campaign circle

By Nov 20th
‘Fraud and waste’: Trump’s administration member urges him to shut FEMA down

By Feb 10th
‘All dogs, please, this is not a drill’: Donald Trump appoints a puppy killer as his Secretary of Homeland Security

By Nov 12th
Democrats and Republicans United in Horror Over Gov. Kristi Noem Killing Puppies

By Apr 27th
Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ ‘Real Woman’ Beer Koozie Ad Real or Am I High?

By Apr 24th