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‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

By Jan 14th
‘That’s gonna be a big problem for him’: Trump openly threatens the premier of Greenland for his stand against United States

By Jan 14th
‘Who’s gonna tell him?’: Trump’s logic on Greenland essentially means Americans cannot claim the land of the U.S.

By Jan 13th
Denmark will be adopting a strict ‘shoot first’ approach if Trump attacks Greenland

By Jan 11th
‘We’re officially in the upside down’: Mike Johnson says Marco Rubio was making a ‘joke’ when he said he would infiltrate Greenland

By Jan 9th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Apr 3rd
Greenland groans as JD Vance confirmed to be joining wife on controversial pre-invasion visit

By Mar 26th
‘Foreign interference’: Greenland seethes as Usha Vance dispatched on stealth propaganda op

By Mar 24th
‘We are not for sale’: Greenland defies Donald Trump in shock election result that’ll leave him fuming

By Mar 12th
Donald Trump threatens to take control of Greenland ‘one way or the other’ in rambling congressional address

By Mar 5th
MAGA Republicans want to rename Greenland and I wish I could make this up

By Feb 12th
‘F— off’: Trump roasted by European Parliament in response to Greenland obsession

By Jan 23rd
‘They were not Trump supporters’: Trump’s Greenland support revealed to be a lie by eye witness

By Jan 18th
‘Did not support Trump’s comments’: Trump’s Greenland support is revealed to be yet another lie

By Jan 16th
‘So paid crisis actors basically?’: Trump’s son allegedly bribed homeless Greenlanders for Trump support

By Jan 13th
‘I want to quench my imperialist thirst’: A Fox News host suggests why MAGAs want Canada

By Jan 9th
‘And the add the Panama Canal’: Marjorie Taylor Greene supports Trump’s new United States map and adds her own contributions

By Jan 9th
‘The people of Greenland are MAGA’: Donald Trump intent on buying Greenland

By Jan 8th
‘Economic force’: Trump muses on how he’ll annex Canada and claim the country as a state

By Jan 8th