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‘He literally thinks everyone is as ignorant as he is’: Donald Trump is rewriting history to claim Greenland, and it doesn’t get worse than this

By Jan 22nd
‘The US needs Greenland for what again?’: Trump is now suggesting Russia and China are not enemies and NATO is the ‘real threat’

By Jan 22nd
A new map shared by Trump is turning heads, with some unexpected countries now part of his America

By Jan 21st
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Jan 21st
Ted Cruz doesn’t want to anger Trump, so he is just sucking up to him by agreeing with his Greenland plans

By Jan 20th
Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Jan 20th
Trump’s Greenland fantasy crushed as a Greenland politician declares the territory can’t be bought by his white-powered cronies

By Jan 20th
Crybaby Donald Trump now pitching his Greenland invasion idea to Norway’s PM, with a ‘prize’ as the cherry on top

By Jan 20th
‘Because the Chief is in the Epstein Files’: Donald Trump announces tariffs for opposing his Greenland ‘acquisition’

By Jan 20th
Canadian PM Mark Carney just admitted to assisting Greenland in the future against America’s aggressive acquisition efforts

By Jan 20th
French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

By Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Jan 19th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

By Jan 14th
‘That’s gonna be a big problem for him’: Trump openly threatens the premier of Greenland for his stand against United States

By Jan 14th
‘Who’s gonna tell him?’: Trump’s logic on Greenland essentially means Americans cannot claim the land of the U.S.

By Jan 13th
Denmark will be adopting a strict ‘shoot first’ approach if Trump attacks Greenland

By Jan 11th
‘We’re officially in the upside down’: Mike Johnson says Marco Rubio was making a ‘joke’ when he said he would infiltrate Greenland

By Jan 9th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Apr 3rd
Greenland groans as JD Vance confirmed to be joining wife on controversial pre-invasion visit

By Mar 26th