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‘Fraud and waste’: Trump’s administration member urges him to shut FEMA down

By Feb 10th
‘Bulls—‘: Trump heartlessly hints at FEMA removal, leaving states to fend for themselves

By Jan 23rd
‘FEMA is broke’: Conspiracy theories engulf social media amidst wildfire in California

By Jan 9th
‘They don’t have any money’: Donald Trump shamelessly shares another lie about FEMA and immigrants

By Oct 22nd
The Alarm System Turned Us All Into Zombies, Now What?

By Oct 4th
These Responses to FEMA’s Presidential Alert Test Are Peak Internet Culture

By Oct 3rd
San Juan’s Carmen Yulín Cruz Emphasizes Grassroots Donations to Puerto Rico In Light of Trump’s Disastrous Publicity Stunt

By Oct 4th
Homeland Security Encourages Americans To Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse (Because of Reasons)

By Sep 8th
National Emergency Alert System Test Was a Complete Failure

By Nov 10th
FEMA Judges Hurricane Damage on Whether or Not the Local Waffle House is Open

By Sep 2nd