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Congressman Dave Min hits at the egos of his Republican co-workers by claiming that they suffer from ‘Pedophile Protection Syndrome’

By Nov 21st
Jasmine Crockett isn’t holding back, blasting Trump for using the nation’s forces as pawns

By Nov 21st
‘They are panicking’: Karoline Leavitt is in full meltdown mode after Trump’s name pops up in Epstein’s emails

By Nov 14th
‘They’re burning the files’: Trump in full damage control mode after his name popped up all over Epstein’s newly released emails

By Nov 13th
‘I feel very badly’: Donald Trump’s heart apparently goes out to royal-reject Andrew. Takes one to know one, I guess.

By Nov 3rd
‘Trump is a criminal’: DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt promises ‘every Republican’ will be redacted from the Epstein files in hidden camera footage

By Oct 29th
‘Charge everyone involved’: James Comer draws sharp criticism after saying Bill Clinton had ‘closer ties to Epstein’ than Trump

By Oct 25th
‘Trump has a long history of allegations’: People ask to release the Epstein files as video of woman accusing Donald Trump of abuse emerges

By Oct 24th
‘Pedophiles and predators stick together’: Trump deliberates on pardoning Diddy, calls him ‘ half innocent’

By Oct 22nd
‘He’s bragging about this?’: Everyone’s giving the side eye as RFK Jr. admits to hosting predators and pedophiles at his house

By Oct 21st
‘GROK can do it in 30 seconds’: Mike Johnson launches yet another excuse for not releasing the Epstein Files

By Oct 17th
‘This is misogynistic’: Trump ignores question from female interviewer, calls her ‘darling’ as fellow Republicans laugh

By Oct 16th
‘A full theatrical meltdown:’ Pam Bondi goes full defensive as she refuses to answer Trump and Epstein-related questions

By Oct 10th
‘What a total disgrace:’ Pam Bondi struggles to address Trump’s antics, including Epstein files meddling and National Guard use

By Oct 8th