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‘Ratings are in the toilet’: Seth Meyers gives it back to Donald Trump after he called him a ‘deranged lunatic’ for talking about ‘electric catapults on aircraft carriers’

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 4th
‘Poor baby’: Trump goes on an infantile self-boasting rant after he discovers his collapsing approval ratings, calls them ‘fake’

By Kopal Nov 4th
‘Completely wipe out’: Nobel Peace Prize wannabe Donald Trump wants to add Nigeria to his war portfolio

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 4th
‘Does he own a mirror?’ Donald Trump claims he is a ‘much better looking person’ than Zohran Mamdani and we finally know why he hates him

By Kopal Nov 4th
‘What’s her plan?’: MTG is yet again talking sense against her own party, and people are confused

By Kopal Nov 3rd
‘I feel very badly’: Donald Trump’s heart apparently goes out to royal-reject Andrew. Takes one to know one, I guess.

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 3rd
‘Got the shaft’: Stephen King finally breaks his silence on what Americans got in return for Trump’s palace makeover

By Rachel Tolleson Nov 3rd
‘The ignorance, the hubris, the lies’: Harrison Ford lashes out at Trump, says he hasn’t seen a ‘greater criminal in history’ than him

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 3rd
‘I don’t know’: Donald Trump acts dumb about crypto tycoon CZ right after pardoning him following a $2 billion deal with Trump’s crypto firm

By Kopal Nov 3rd
‘But where’s that plan?’: Donald Trump calls Obamacare ‘terrible’ again, but 10 years later, we’re still waiting for his so-called alternative

By Kopal Nov 3rd
‘More of this, please’: Barack Obama takes sharp digs at Trump, calls him out for spending money on lavishness as thousands of Americans struggle

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 2nd
Karoline Leavitt claims Trump has lost money for ‘being a president’ when his net worth actually increased by $3 billion

By Kopal Nov 2nd
‘Beyond parody’: Tone-deaf Donald Trump flaunts his new White House ‘marble shitter’ after withholding SNAP benefits for 42 million people

By Kopal Nov 2nd
‘I did warn you all’: Obama reminds everyone that he cautioned against Trump before his re-election, but they ignored

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 2nd
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years

By Kopal Oct 31st
‘Stupidity is not contagious unless you’re a MAGA cultist’: Xi Jinping is visibly uncomfortable over Donald Trump’s ‘friendship’ claims

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 30th
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler

By Kopal Oct 30th
‘Explains why he needed that MRI’: Donald Trump confuses Joe Biden with George W. Bush, says the former was never a pilot

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 30th
‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t

By Kopal Oct 30th
‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway

By Kopal Oct 29th