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‘What’s her plan?’: MTG is yet again talking sense against her own party, and people are confused
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Kopal
Nov 3rd
‘I feel very badly’: Donald Trump’s heart apparently goes out to royal-reject Andrew. Takes one to know one, I guess.
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Nov 3rd
‘Got the shaft’: Stephen King finally breaks his silence on what Americans got in return for Trump’s palace makeover
By
Rachel Tolleson
Nov 3rd
‘The ignorance, the hubris, the lies’: Harrison Ford lashes out at Trump, says he hasn’t seen a ‘greater criminal in history’ than him
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Nov 3rd
‘I don’t know’: Donald Trump acts dumb about crypto tycoon CZ right after pardoning him following a $2 billion deal with Trump’s crypto firm
By
Kopal
Nov 3rd
‘But where’s that plan?’: Donald Trump calls Obamacare ‘terrible’ again, but 10 years later, we’re still waiting for his so-called alternative
By
Kopal
Nov 3rd
‘More of this, please’: Barack Obama takes sharp digs at Trump, calls him out for spending money on lavishness as thousands of Americans struggle
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Nov 2nd
Karoline Leavitt claims Trump has lost money for ‘being a president’ when his net worth actually increased by $3 billion
By
Kopal
Nov 2nd
‘Beyond parody’: Tone-deaf Donald Trump flaunts his new White House ‘marble shitter’ after withholding SNAP benefits for 42 million people
By
Kopal
Nov 2nd
‘I did warn you all’: Obama reminds everyone that he cautioned against Trump before his re-election, but they ignored
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Nov 2nd
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years
By
Kopal
Oct 31st
‘Stupidity is not contagious unless you’re a MAGA cultist’: Xi Jinping is visibly uncomfortable over Donald Trump’s ‘friendship’ claims
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Oct 30th
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler
By
Kopal
Oct 30th
‘Explains why he needed that MRI’: Donald Trump confuses Joe Biden with George W. Bush, says the former was never a pilot
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Oct 30th
‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t
By
Kopal
Oct 30th
‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway
By
Kopal
Oct 29th
Donald Trump appears to be sleepwalking ‘like a drunk Frankenstein’s monster’ during the Ceremonial Inspection of Guards with the Japanese PM
By
Kopal
Oct 28th
‘But so be it’: Republican Senator Thomas Massie just made it clear where his loyalties lie, and Trump isn’t going to like it
By
The Mary Sue Staff
Oct 28th
‘AOC is low IQ’: Donald Trump, who loves waving at no one, tries to dunk on AOC with his ‘very hard’ animal quiz
By
Rachel Tolleson
Oct 27th
‘Extrajudicial killings’: Rand Paul accuses Trump of turning the U.S. into authoritarian regimes like China and Iran after his boat strikes
By
Kopal
Oct 27th
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