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Everyone Loves the Sopranos. But Who Would Tony and His Friends Vote For?

By Feb 26th
Kash Patel Went to the Olympics. And Then He Was Sexist Towards Our Women’s Hockey Team.

By Feb 23rd
‘I would like to’: JB Pritzker warns Trump to pay up or face a lawsuit

By Feb 23rd
The White House Isn’t a Fan of Bruce Springsteen. So Why Did They Try to Use His Music?

By Feb 20th
Dad Shot His Daughter For Being Right About Donald Trump

By Feb 12th
How Did All These MAGA Figure Heads Get So Mad at Bad Bunny If They ‘Didn’t Watch It’?

By Feb 10th
‘Slap In the Face to Our Country’: To the Surprise of Absolutely Nobody, Trump is Having a Meltdown About the Super Bowl Halftime Show

By Feb 9th
10 Creepy Epstein Bombshells About Trump and His Billionaire Buddies That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl

By Feb 9th
‘Most racist thing to come out of the White House’: Internet responds to Trump’s disgusting Obama memes

By Feb 6th
4 days before his inauguration, UAE royals invested $500 million in Trump’s crypto company. Now he’s pretending not to know a thing

By Feb 5th
Trump’s personal attorney Todd Blanche just reassured Epstein associates that ‘It’s not a crime to party with him’

By Feb 4th
Trump’s latest ‘RINO’ villain is Thomas Massie’s wife, who actually voted for Trump three times

By Feb 4th
Donald Trump is having a meltdown over Trevor Noah’s comments about him during this year’s Grammys, and it’s hilarious

By Feb 3rd
So, Trump’s plan to bring the Kennedy Center ‘to the highest level of success’ is by shutting it down

By Feb 3rd
Um Americans, the White House thinks you’re idiots, and definitely can’t read a graph

By Feb 3rd
‘He is suing because he got caught?’: Trump set to turn to the courts after being namedropped in the Epstein Files

By Feb 2nd
The Latest Epstein Bombshell Is Really Not Good for Donald Trump

By Feb 1st
Trump calls Putin ‘very nice’ again and takes credit for Russia pausing its Kyiv assault — for 1 week

By Feb 1st
Donald Trump proudly announces ‘I don’t want to bring housing prices down,’ so homebuyers can just get lost

By Jan 30th
Trump pulls an excuse for sleeping during meetings straight from a toddler’s playbook, and it’s arguably worse

By Jan 30th