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‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Trump again claims his staff has found $30 billion sitting on the mysterious ‘Tariff Shelf.’ Last time, it was $31 billion

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
4 nations that seduced Donald Trump with gifts — and got rewards you’d never expect in return

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd
Sabrina Carpenter will not allow the Donald Trump to use her songs to benefit their ‘inhumane agenda’

By Dec 3rd
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
‘Sundowning’: Donald Trump’s brain completely shuts down as he spews 150 posts in an hour

By Dec 3rd
Donald Trump calls ‘affordability’ a con created by Dems — now you know he’s only ever worked for himself and his billionaire buddies, not you

By Dec 3rd
‘Mean-spirited, backward, schoolyard bully’: Donald Trump does not regret using the R-word on Tim Walz because he thinks there’s ‘something wrong’ with him

By Dec 1st
‘Biggest thing to happen’: Donald Trump’s math skills are as bankrupt as his casinos as he claims he’ll cut drug prices by 700%

By Dec 1st
Donald Trump is blaming a former president’s drug trafficking conviction on Joe Biden amid pardon controversy

By Dec 1st
Oof, Donald Trump’s niece just dragged the entire family as ‘cruel’ and ‘selfish.’ Thanksgiving dinners must feel like a supervillain convention

By Dec 1st
David Letterman lashes out at Donald Trump, calls him a ‘dictator’ and ‘a wonder of idiocy’

By Dec 1st
‘A narcissist’: Donald Trump gets asked about attending a funeral and pulls a 180 to talk about his vote numbers

By Dec 1st
Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims

By Dec 1st
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

By Dec 1st
24% of his time on the golf course and $70 million wasted, but Donald Trump wants you to believe he’s the hardest-working president

By Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Nov 30th
Katie Miller mocks Marjorie Taylor Greene over feud with Trump, says she has ‘main character syndrome’

By Nov 30th