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This Epstein document from Drop 8 clearly mentions sexual abuse allegations against Donald Trump

By Dec 24th
Trump claims ‘we’re going to have more jobs than we’ve ever had’ but wait, it won’t be for humans

By Dec 24th
Epstein’s brother drops a bombshell tip to the FBI, alleging Trump ‘authorized’ Jeffrey Epstein’s murder to silence him before he could ‘name names’

By Dec 24th
SNL just hilariously roasted Donald Trump over the release of the ‘redacted’ Epstein Files

By Dec 24th
Jeffrey Epstein Wrote a Damning Letter About Donald Trump to Larry Nassar

By Dec 23rd
Kamala Harris accuses Donald Trump of using the DoJ as his ‘personal law firm’

By Dec 23rd
The Department of Justice just labeled itself the ‘Trump Department of Justice’ on an official document

By Dec 22nd
‘I don’t even look’: Donald Trump announces he’s moved on from women and now has a ‘thing’ for chairs

By Dec 22nd
‘That’s your characterization’: Israel is walking all over Trump but Marco Rubio swears he negotiated a miracle for Gaza

By Dec 22nd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Dec 21st
‘Mr. President, please’: Donald Trump managed to say the one thing that has entire communities rolling their eyes

By Dec 19th
Kennedy Center Board member is setting the record straight on the ‘unanimous vote’ to rename the Center after Trump

By Dec 19th
Chairman Brendan Carr admits the FCC is a slave to Trump despite advertising it as an “independent” agency online

By Dec 19th
Karoline Leavitt swears Trump has inflation at 2.5%, offering no proof except her signature blend of blind loyalty

By Dec 19th
According to Donald Trump’s math, Big Pharma will soon be paying you to take their meds

By Dec 19th
Donald Trump Takes a Page Out of Panem’s Book

By Dec 19th
Kamala Harris thinks Donald Trump is ‘unwell’, just like the rest of America

By Dec 19th
Laura Loomer shrieks with excitement as she finally gets validation from Daddy Trump at the White House

By Dec 18th
Marjorie Taylor Greene admits Republicans can’t win midterms, proves even a broken clock is right twice a day

By Dec 18th
‘This was a school problem’: Trump blames Brown University for the shooting, claims reporters should ask questions to the school, not him or the FBI

By Dec 17th