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Deposition Exposes DOGE Bros Can’t Even Define DEI

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 19th
Trump just announced $2000 ‘tariff dividends’ for everyone, but Scott Bessent accidentally proved it’s never coming

By Kopal Nov 10th
Trump and DOGE might terminate a project in JD Vance’s hometown that would have created over 1200 jobs

By Jorge Aguilar Apr 8th
Is Elon Musk stepping down from DOGE?

By Jorge Aguilar Apr 3rd
‘Deport Elon!’: Republican rep left dumbfounded after Trump voters unleash deafening chorus of anti-DOGE boos

By David James Mar 21st
Is the Trump stimulus executive order real?

By Jorge Aguilar Mar 19th
Is it stimulus check season again? Let’s talk about the Trump DOGE stimulus check rumors

By Rachel Leishman Mar 18th
‘It was a sham’: Embarrassing news for Trump as judge orders his administration to rehire the people they fired

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 16th
DOGE slashing 10,000 USPS jobs isn’t exactly ‘government efficiency’

By Michael Dawson Mar 16th
DOGE’s quest for ‘efficiency’ falls flat as its interference makes federal worker lives much, much harder

By Jordan Collins Mar 16th
Trump staffer shared fashion influencer content from her government office while thousands were getting fired

By Margarida Bastos Mar 15th
‘The tyranny of the executive’: Rep. John Larson becomes an overnight hero after tearing into Elon Musk and DOGE

By Nahila Bonfiglio Mar 13th
Elon Musk gets no sympathy points after Trump endorsement of Tesla

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 12th
Are Social Security and Medicaid ‘entitlements?’ Elon Musk’s claims, explained

By Nahila Bonfiglio Mar 12th
‘They just do whatever they want’: DOGE staffers turn federal office space into living quarters

By Rachel Ulatowski Mar 10th
As DOGE descends into disaster, Elon Musk suddenly (and predictably) sheds responsibility for the agency

By Omar Mar 8th
‘DOGE should look into that’: Elon Musk’s Starship explosion leaves Americans fed up over his wasteful, selfish spending

By Rachel Ulatowski Mar 7th
‘That’s a lot of wasteful spending. Where’s DOGE?’: Elon Musk burns money with second exploding Starship this year

By Jordan Collins Mar 7th
‘Deliberate sabotage’: DOGE purges and allegedly cancels leases of agency responsible for weather prediction

By Rachel Ulatowski Mar 4th
To no surprise, Elon Musk admits that his productivity email wasn’t legit at all

By Sarah Fimm Feb 27th