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Trump just announced $2000 ‘tariff dividends’ for everyone, but Scott Bessent accidentally proved it’s never coming

By Nov 10th
Trump and DOGE might terminate a project in JD Vance’s hometown that would have created over 1200 jobs

By Apr 8th
Is Elon Musk stepping down from DOGE?

By Apr 3rd
‘Deport Elon!’: Republican rep left dumbfounded after Trump voters unleash deafening chorus of anti-DOGE boos

By Mar 21st
Is the Trump stimulus executive order real?

By Mar 19th
Is it stimulus check season again? Let’s talk about the Trump DOGE stimulus check rumors

By Mar 18th
‘It was a sham’: Embarrassing news for Trump as judge orders his administration to rehire the people they fired

By Mar 16th
DOGE slashing 10,000 USPS jobs isn’t exactly ‘government efficiency’

By Mar 16th
DOGE’s quest for ‘efficiency’ falls flat as its interference makes federal worker lives much, much harder

By Mar 16th
Trump staffer shared fashion influencer content from her government office while thousands were getting fired

By Mar 15th
‘The tyranny of the executive’: Rep. John Larson becomes an overnight hero after tearing into Elon Musk and DOGE

By Mar 13th
Elon Musk gets no sympathy points after Trump endorsement of Tesla

By Mar 12th
Are Social Security and Medicaid ‘entitlements?’ Elon Musk’s claims, explained

By Mar 12th
‘They just do whatever they want’: DOGE staffers turn federal office space into living quarters

By Mar 10th
As DOGE descends into disaster, Elon Musk suddenly (and predictably) sheds responsibility for the agency

By Mar 8th
‘DOGE should look into that’: Elon Musk’s Starship explosion leaves Americans fed up over his wasteful, selfish spending

By Mar 7th
‘That’s a lot of wasteful spending. Where’s DOGE?’: Elon Musk burns money with second exploding Starship this year

By Mar 7th
‘Deliberate sabotage’: DOGE purges and allegedly cancels leases of agency responsible for weather prediction

By Mar 4th
To no surprise, Elon Musk admits that his productivity email wasn’t legit at all

By Feb 27th
‘We will make mistakes’: Elon Musk casually admits DOGE ‘accidentally’ canceled Ebola prevention

By Feb 26th