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‘If that’s not a knife then what is it?’: Chicago woman gets stopped by drug-sniffing dogs at O’Hare. Then a TSA agent pulls her out of line

By Dec 20th
‘The man is demented’: Illinois Governor slams Trump for taking credit for Chicago’s crime drop and bragging about his DHS initiative

By Nov 13th
‘A punishment disguised as mercy’: Chicago worker has unlimited PTO. Then he realizes he’s being taken for a ride

By Nov 11th
‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway

By Oct 29th
‘We need this kind of push back’: People show support for Chicago mayor as he speaks against the use of ‘illegal alien’ term

By Oct 27th
Donald Trump alleges some would like a dictator’s intervention and then says he isn’t one

By Oct 21st
Donald Trump lies as he alleges seeing ‘beautiful black women’ in MAGA hats in Chicago

By Oct 17th
‘Cashier did me so dirty’: Chicago Chipotle customer tries to pay with $25 gift card. Then the worker tries to tell her there’s nothing on it

By Oct 11th
‘110,000 people are criminals? Wow’: Kash Patel claims 5% of Chicago’s residents are gang members

By Oct 8th
‘So much for Christian values’: ICE agent caught firing a pepper ball on an unarmed priest in Chicago

By Oct 8th
‘Violence coming from the White House:’ The MAGAs are losing it over Michael Pfleger’s comments

By Oct 6th
Today Marks the 20th Anniversary of the Most Disgusting Moment in Music History

By Aug 8th
Bus Company Sues for the Right to Help Texas Treat Migrants Like Political Props

By Jan 24th
“The Cell Block Mansplaingo”: A New Catchy Anthem for Women Tired of Being Interrupted

By Feb 19th
Barack Obama Makes Us Long For the Days of Intelligent Presidents During First Appearance Since Election

By Apr 24th
Things We Saw Today: Michael Moore Tweets About How Women Can’t Be Bad, Gets Served Epic Takedown

By Nov 4th
[UPDATED] Female “Good Day Chicago” Reporters Allegedly Told Not to Wear Hats, Because Women “Look a Lot Better” Without Them

By Jan 6th
Student Recorded People’s Exceedingly Adorable Reactions to Being Called Beautiful

By Dec 8th
High School Found Guilty of Discriminating Against Transgender Student

By Nov 3rd
Chicago School Acknowledges They’re Breaking Federal Law to Discriminate Against Trans Student

By Oct 13th