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New York City woman needs mosquito repellant. So she goes to the Victoria’s Secret perfume counter

By Jan 18th
35-year-old Texas woman ‘grossly abused tanning beds’ in her teens. This $8 serum from Trader Joe’s has saved her from ‘crepey neck’

By Jan 18th
A woman gets her lip filler dissolved. Then she’s rushed to the hospital in an ambulance: ‘Did they dissolve it with a baseball bat?’

By Jan 18th
Man walks into Hermes with no purchase history. That didn’t stop them from taking him to the VIP room: ‘Consumerismcore?’

By Jan 18th
Woman wants designer shopping bag but doesn’t want to spend $125. Then she finds out Aldi has a $30 dupe: ‘Target has one for $12’

By Jan 18th
‘Please bring a sandwich and a chair’: Bride sends out her wedding invitations. Then she receives a shocking anonymous letter

By Jan 18th
Woman goes to her ‘favorite’ coffee shop weekly to study for the MCAT. Then a barista kicks her out for not buying anything. So who was in the right?

By Jan 17th
San Diego social media expert helps boyfriend become an influencer. Then he dumps her: ‘I truly thought we were building a life together’

By Jan 17th
Woman with $22 to her name orders croissant, coffee at birthday brunch. She wasn’t ready for the bill to be split evenly: ’It’s $118 each’

By Jan 17th
Starbucks barista draws John Pork meme on LASD officer’s cup. Then they get fired: ‘Cops are so sensitive’

By Jan 17th
‘Who would’ve thought?’: Texas woman buys $60 Dior Saddle Bag dupe from Canal Street in New York. Then she shows why she should’ve only paid $20

By Jan 17th
Woman attends $1 day at Goodwill. Then she catches Goodwill doing something sneaky with the Orange tags: ‘They arent suppose to do that’

By Jan 17th
New England woman goes through Walmart self-checkout. Then she shows it’s to protect the tiny creature she rescued in the store: ‘Just be careful’

By Jan 17th
Florida mom throws daughter’s iPad out the window on the way to school. People are on the mom’s side: ‘I love good parenting’

By Jan 16th
Los Angeles woman pays $30 for a yoga class. Then a man puts his mat down next to hers: ‘I would have left’

By Jan 16th
‘I really need an outsider’s opinion’: Kansas mom decides to re-enter the dating pool. But she wants to know if she has too much baggage

By Jan 16th
A U.S. veteran goes all guns ablazing against ICE for ‘disgracing’ the country, and asks them to get out

By Jan 16th
‘Ross is definitely trickier than TJ Maxx’: Los Angeles shopper picks up a Wrangler bag at Ross. Then he exposes a code on the tag that reveals all

By Jan 16th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Jan 16th
Yet another Republican loses their sense of time, accusing Biden of ‘high’ prices despite Trump being president for a year

By Jan 16th