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‘I paid 9$ for 3 of them at tjmax’: Maryland Sephora customer buys $42.40 Fenty Skin body butter. Then she opens it and realizes she’s been bamboozled

By Mar 5th
‘I don’t have time for this, I am a nurse’: Starbucks employee serves coffee. Then customer throws the lid at her

By Mar 5th
‘She still have a job?’: Kristi Noem walks right into her own trap as Rep. Ted Lieu grills her over a detained toddler

By Mar 5th
Pam Bondi’s running out of excuses as the Oversight Committee votes to subpoena her in the Epstein case

By Mar 5th
Lily Allen’s New Concert Has The Internet (Literally) Pulling Up Receipts of Her Controversies

By Mar 5th
‘Cause why would you do that?’: Arizona man goes to ‘skrip’ club. Then a worker calls him out for poor VIP etiquette

By Mar 5th
Kentucky woman upsets fellow driver on the highway. He gets so upset he follows her all the way to her front door. Then she finds out who he is

By Mar 5th
‘They’re all going to flip’: Karoline Leavitt calls Kaitlan Collins ‘disingenuous’, pretends Pete Hegseth didn’t say what he said

By Mar 5th
Montana Senator Forces Marine Veteran Out of Capitol Hill for Protesting Against War

By Mar 5th
Karoline Leavitt Confirms Donald Trump Bombed Iran Based on, Um, Vibes

By Mar 5th
‘We’re not at war right now:’ The United States Bombs an Iranian Warship on International Waters

By Mar 5th
‘The United States turned him into a martyr’: Rep. Massie Pushes for Congress Vote on Iran War

By Mar 5th
Charlie Kirk Honored by the Department of Education for July 4th

By Mar 5th
Woman goes to pick up her prescription at Walgreens. Then she learns they gave it to her ex-husband

By Mar 5th
Chicago woman drops off Pomeranian at Petco for grooming. 8 hours later, she’s still not allowed to pick her up: ‘I can’t stop crying’

By Mar 5th
Chicago woman gets hired at Hooters. Then she reveals all the starter uniforms they give her during onboarding

By Mar 5th
‘I love my hairdresser but I feel like I’m not saying the right words’: Los Angeles woman chops her hair off. Then she turns to the internet for help

By Mar 4th
Snowboarder uses new Burton boots. Then she ends up in the ER with two broken ankles. She’s not the only one: ‘I was told it was new technology’

By Mar 4th
‘The looks I’d get with my order’: Woman goes to Taco Bell, orders two Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, and then gets body shamed by an old lady

By Mar 4th
Woman walked across Paris smiling and trying to make friends for hours. Then she looked at her teeth: ‘I’m gonna cry’

By Mar 4th