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Isabella Rossellini Teaches Animal Attraction To Adults In A Very Childlike Manner

And Now For Something Completely Different

Before you press play, let us warn you that this video is very NSFW…in a very peculiar way. It involves famed actress Isabella Rossellini dressed up as a female duck, being propositioned (forcibly at one point) for mating by paper ducks. I said it was peculiar, didn’t I? It’s part of Rossellini’s Sundance Channel series Green Porno. The series of shorts were conceived, written, and directed by Rossellini. They began in 2008 and had three short seasons. She’s covered everything from dolphins and seahorse to spiders and deer. If you’re interested, you can watch a few more of the scientifically accurate sketches on the Sundance website or their YouTube channel. What I love the most is how amazingly secure Rossellini is to be able to dress up the way she does in these and just have fun with it. There aren’t many people who could say the words “corkscrew penis” and keep a straight face.

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Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” ( She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."