“iHate Therefore iPad” Takes on the Tablet with Heavy Metal — And is that Ozzy Osbourne?

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G4tv’s Attack of the Show, as part of its Epic April event, just produced and released a video for death metal band Distended Warranty’s “iHate Therefore iPad.” In it, the lead singer — who looks suspiciously like  host Kevin Pereira — decries the iPad’s lameness after he needlessly sacrificed a lamb amidst the hype. Blood, pyrotechnics, and faux Ozzy Osbourne-shilling ensue.

The band last did a video called “Red Ring of Death” 2 years ago about the all-too-common hardware problem afflicting many an Xbox 360 owner. It’s really a shame they don’t put out an album.

Best line: “It’s lame… but that won’t stop soccer moms. They’ll want one if they can figure out the pricing!”


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