We Don’t Care About the New Royal Baby, But Here are 10 Geeky Names Will and Kate Can Give It Anyway
STOP THE PRESSES! It was confirmed earlier today that Prince William and Princess Kate are expecting their second child.
The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news that Their Royal Highnesses are expecting their second child
— Clarence House (@ClarenceHouse) September 8, 2014
WOW. WOW WOW WOW. WOW WOW WOW WOW—OK, no, I can’t keep that enthusiasm up for long. A couple’s having a baby. Whoop-de-do.
You know how you can capture my attention, Will ‘n’ Kate, and the attention of the entire geek blogger niche, which you so desperately need? (…Right? MY MOM SAID I WAS IMPORTANT.) When the kid comes out, you give it one of these names:
- S’chn T’gai Spock
- Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons
- Egon Spengler
- Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore
- Buckaroo Banzai
- Irma Prunesquallor
- Mon Mothma
Not separated into “boy names” or “girl names,” because I don’t play by anyone’s rules but my own. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE SUGGESTIONS.
Now leave some names of your own in the comments. Do it, peons, I command you!
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