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Meet the Crovel, a Slightly Insane Multitool

As the advertisement for the Crovel helpfully points out, you could shell out $550 to buy an axe, a crowbar, a shovel, a hoe, a hammer, a thingie with prongs, a knife, a cleaver, another kind of knife, a machete, a bottle opener, and a grappling hook … or, you could just buy a Crovel for $85. Can’t argue with that. The fearsome multitool’s name is a combination of ‘shovel’ and ‘crowbar,’ which undersells the 13 tool functions the 10 gage steel Crovel (design patent pending) can supposedly perform.

THE EDGE: The strength and sharpness of the edge gives you the ultimate cutting, chopping, sawing surface that will keep its edge even if you lose yours.

EXTRAS: The handle is 19 inches hardened goose neck crowbar with 1.5 x .75 in hammer face on the edge to add additional strength and function. 550 paracord is wrapped on the hand to add grip strength and to give you 15 ft. of life-saving material that can be used in thousands of different ways.

(via CrunchGear) | Product page)

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