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Leaked recording of Trump and Macron shows Trump cared less about Ukraine and Russia and more about Nobel Prize bragging rights

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Canadian PM Mark Carney just admitted to assisting Greenland in the future against America’s aggressive acquisition efforts

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

By Kopal Jan 20th
Walmart shopper buys Great Value vanilla extract. Then she notices an ingredient that has ‘no purpose’ being in there: ‘Now I can’t buy this anymore’

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jan 20th
‘Divorce redneck style’: Tennessee man gives wife the house and everything in it in divorce. She’s going to wish she went after his money instead

By Gisselle Hernandez Jan 20th
Kansas City woman gets 90-minute massage, tips $25 for it. Then the worker asks her for more: ‘I won’t be going back there again’

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jan 19th
‘You think I’m friends with your dad?’: Los Angeles Lululemon worker checks out a customer who looks familiar. So she asks who he is—and offends him

By Sophia Paslidis Jan 19th
‘I replaced my Rheem water heater twice within 5 years’: Woman’s water heater goes out—and the warranty’s voided. Then a small business owner steps in

By Sophia Paslidis Jan 19th
‘A packet of soy sauce has more product’: New Jersey woman buys pack of minis from Sephora. Then she sees the insulting Gisou hair oil bottle

By Charlotte Colombo Jan 19th
‘I now have glass stuck in my thumb’: PetSmart customer buys Playology cat toy—then claims its dangerous material became embedded in her finger

By Sophia Paslidis Jan 19th
Karoline Leavitt stuffs her face with Mexican food after railing against immigrants all year — guess bigotry makes you hungry

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
‘Has anyone checked the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago?’: Stephen Colbert torches Trump for dragging his feet on the Epstein Files

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
Trump’s Secretary claims $3 can buy a full meal — chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, plus ‘something else’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
Trump is dreaming of becoming the Venezuela’s dictator, and his Truth Social post is proof

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 19th
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Kopal Jan 19th
Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Kopal Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

By Kopal Jan 19th
French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

By Kopal Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Kopal Jan 19th