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The color of the year is……white?

By Dec 4th
What’s an ‘iPhone face’? Women say you either have that or a ‘1950s face’

By Dec 4th
‘I’ve never noticed this before’: Woman goes to Raising Cane’s ‘thousands of times.’ Then she finally leans in to read the fine print on the menu

By Dec 4th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Trump again claims his staff has found $30 billion sitting on the mysterious ‘Tariff Shelf.’ Last time, it was $31 billion

By Dec 4th
‘I am actually so mad’: Georgia woman buys bike for Angel Tree child. Then she finds out Walmart gave it to the wrong person

By Dec 4th
‘Can I be honest?’: Woman’s shopping trip to Aritzia turns sour after worker body shames her while trying on jeans

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
4 nations that seduced Donald Trump with gifts — and got rewards you’d never expect in return

By Dec 4th
SXSW announces opening night film

By Dec 4th
Someone take the FaceTune away from Abby Lee Miller!

By Dec 4th
‘No idea he recorded this whole conversation with his glasses’: Florida woman is ‘minding her business’ at the airport. Then a stranger strikes up a conversation

By Dec 4th
‘He’s dehydrated and mad for no reason’: St. Louis woman says man got upset she ordered water at the bar. So she ‘matches his energy’

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth tried to turn his alleged war crimes into a meme and it’s only landing him in more trouble

By Dec 3rd
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd
Sabrina Carpenter will not allow the Donald Trump to use her songs to benefit their ‘inhumane agenda’

By Dec 3rd
‘If you take a picture of the sign, they have to honor it’: South Carolina man spots a Walmart deal in the store. Then he tries to pay

By Dec 3rd
Mike Johnson has nothing to say about Pete Hegseth’s ‘war crimes’, as he was ‘pretty busy’ covering the evidence up

By Dec 3rd
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
Philadelphia woman finds foreign object in meat she ordered from celebrity chef. Then he ghosts her: ‘I would’ve been throwing up’

By Dec 3rd