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Woman picks up girl’s Nike Hoodie at Dick’s Sporting Goods. Then she walks over to the boys’ section: ‘I’m so fed up’

By Dec 31st
‘What the heck?’: New York woman stores her AirPods in plastic Skittles case. Then they melt the Skittles inside

By Dec 30th
Wisconsin woman goes to Milwaukee bar. Then the bouncer proceeds to crawl under the table and suck her toes: ‘Why did you let it get that far?’

By Dec 30th
‘I was gonna take a bath before bed’: Woman checks into Seattle Hilton hotel at 1am. Then she turns the bath on

By Dec 30th
Did the internet just connect the dots on the DOJ’s involvement in the Epstein case?

By Dec 30th
Donald Trump finally running low on female reporters to bully, so he’s decided to branch out and mock men too

By Dec 30th
The tent where Charlie Kirk was shot was recreated at a Turning Point USA event, and people think it’s weird

By Dec 30th
A bombshell Epstein document just dropped, and it’s not the predators under scrutiny

By Dec 30th
‘Stop this cover-up!!!’: The DOJ tried to redact Trump’s name from a document detailing his bizarre ‘pert nipples’ obsession

By Dec 30th
‘They wrong for that’: Texas woman goes to hibachi restaurant. Then the manager makes her walk out in tears

By Dec 30th
Texas woman tries to buy Lululemon jacket. Then a worker takes it out of her hands, goes to the back: ‘I’ve never been racially profiled in my life’

By Dec 30th
Wisconsin Airbnb guest leaves wet towel on the floor. Then the host charges her $3,500 in damages: ‘I don’t know how you think this isn’t your fault’

By Dec 30th
‘This is why there are so many fake service dogs at the airport’: Tampa man calls out Delta after getting stranded with dog

By Dec 30th
Florida woman tries to get notary with Chase Bank. Then all the tellers laugh her out of the bank: ‘They showing up on the reviews’

By Dec 29th
Chappell Roan Learned a Hard Truth About Brigitte Bardot, Who Inspired One of Her Songs

By Dec 29th
Woman waits for a flight in South Carolina airport. Then she overhears a husband say something disturbing: ‘Bella if you see this please get away’

By Dec 29th
Trump clumsily sidesteps an Epstein question but not before shoving the ‘head of Harvard’ under the bus

By Dec 29th
JD Vance plays the victim card for White Christians at TPUSA, all while his admin continues to torture people for not being White

By Dec 29th
‘Smell of panic’: Donald Trump calls Epstein files a ‘hoax’ but ready to release Democrat names to ‘embarrass’ them

By Dec 29th
Massachusetts woman goes to factory outlet mall, shops $130 Nike jacket. Then she takes a closer look: ‘I was just at Marshall’s and they did this’

By Dec 29th