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Kansas City woman gets 90-minute massage, tips $25 for it. Then the worker asks her for more: ‘I won’t be going back there again’

By Jan 19th
‘You think I’m friends with your dad?’: Los Angeles Lululemon worker checks out a customer who looks familiar. So she asks who he is—and offends him

By Jan 19th
‘I replaced my Rheem water heater twice within 5 years’: Woman’s water heater goes out—and the warranty’s voided. Then a small business owner steps in

By Jan 19th
‘A packet of soy sauce has more product’: New Jersey woman buys pack of minis from Sephora. Then she sees the insulting Gisou hair oil bottle

By Jan 19th
‘I now have glass stuck in my thumb’: PetSmart customer buys Playology cat toy—then claims its dangerous material became embedded in her finger

By Jan 19th
Karoline Leavitt stuffs her face with Mexican food after railing against immigrants all year — guess bigotry makes you hungry

By Jan 19th
‘Has anyone checked the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago?’: Stephen Colbert torches Trump for dragging his feet on the Epstein Files

By Jan 19th
Trump’s Secretary claims $3 can buy a full meal — chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, plus ‘something else’

By Jan 19th
Trump is dreaming of becoming the Venezuela’s dictator, and his Truth Social post is proof

By Jan 19th
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Jan 19th
Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Jan 19th
Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

By Jan 19th
French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

By Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Jan 19th
Miami man goes to Crumbl. Then he catches a worker doing something that changes his mind about eating there: ‘Insomnia cookies would never’

By Jan 19th
New York City woman needs mosquito repellant. So she goes to the Victoria’s Secret perfume counter

By Jan 18th
35-year-old Texas woman ‘grossly abused tanning beds’ in her teens. This $8 serum from Trader Joe’s has saved her from ‘crepey neck’

By Jan 18th
A woman gets her lip filler dissolved. Then she’s rushed to the hospital in an ambulance: ‘Did they dissolve it with a baseball bat?’

By Jan 18th
Man walks into Hermes with no purchase history. That didn’t stop them from taking him to the VIP room: ‘Consumerismcore?’

By Jan 18th