Gummi Bear Scented Earbuds Make Your Ears Smell Like Candy

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Do you have an ear odor problem that requires you to buy tiny sticks of deodorant to shove inside your listen-holes? Do you also fancy listening to music or podcasts? If these are your two defining qualities, you might want to plug up those smelly head canals with these Gummi Bear Scented Earbuds, available at Fred Flare for only $18. The earbuds come in three scents, apple, strawberry and blueberry. Even though they’re scented, one has to wonder how long the scent lasts, especially since hair and sweat will probably be rubbing and dripping all over the buds, respectively.

Also, your terrible, debilitating ear odor. That will be all over the earbuds, too.

(via Technabob)


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