Self-proclaimed world’s greatest author and prolific generator of absurdist gay erotica Chuck Tingle has purchased the domain name GovernorAbbott.com to troll Texas Governor Greg Abbott. Tingle, who is the author of such iconic works as Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, Pounded in the Butt By my Own Butt, and There’s a Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome (to name a few), bought the website in response to Abbott’s virulently transphobic letter, which directs the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services to investigate parents and healthcare providers for child abuse if they give gender-affirming medical care to transgender children. The letter also dictates that teachers, doctors, and caregivers must begin reporting any trans students to their parents, which will have disastrous consequences for these already vulnerable kids. Tingle bought the domain name to not only troll Texas’s monstrous governor, but to also raise funds for transgender rights.
Tingle, who has long championed LGBTQ+ and civil rights, roasts Governor Abbott for his cruel transphobic tactics, writing:
“Do you like saying you’re for small government then building a hate based platform around exerting power over other people whose lives are none of your business? I do too!
Do you claim to care about your community but waste funds on border wall projects that statistically don’t work and are ethically abhorrent? I do too!
Have you stared into the cosmic abyss and heard the moans of a thousand collapsing stars, shaking and drooling as time stretches into an endless gaping maw? Shal T’Chull Suggahall!”
Governorabbott.com
Tingle continues, “If you’re not frothing at the mouth with belligerent hatred and ignorant bigotry, then maybe supporting Gorg Abbott isn’t for you! If something seems off about this website, it’s possible you may actually be a decent human being! If you find yourself questioning the leadership of someone so committed to hatred, consider donating to these charities instead,” with links to the Transgender Law Center, Trans Lifeline, and the Sylvia Rivera Law Project.
Fans of Tingle celebrated his trolling of Abbott online:
Once again, Chuck Tingle takes on the bigots of the world with humor and indignation. A gentleman and a scholar, Chuck Tingle, we salute you. If you get the chance, check out GovernorAbbott.com and donate to one of these trans rights charities. Trans kids in Texas and across the country need our support now more than ever.
(image: Chuck Tingle)
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