I was going to start this off by being nice, but no. Yoda with human skin is a cursed image, and I’m absolutely horrified by it. If you have yet to be cursed, beware. It’s going to be in this article, and it will, without a shadow of a doubt, make you cry.
An artist by the name of Andrea Eusebi decided a few years back, for whatever reason, that Yoda needed human skin, and now it’s going around the internet freaking people out. I jokingly said that it looked like my grandfather, to which my mother responded that I was being mean. Still, I stand by my statement. The difference is, I love my grandfather, and I’m absolutely terrified of whatever this Yoda creation is.
The problem is, Andrea Eusebi is extremely talented, and this is almost too good, and it makes me want to crawl out of my skin, but also, I cannot stop looking at it. So please, enjoy.
As you can see, it’s terrifying. Twitter, however, is somewhat mixed on whether we should burn it or appreciate whatever it is.
i mean pic.twitter.com/Bk6CyPEI8O
— Mark Gongloff (@markgongloff) January 7, 2020
He looks like a Nice version of the goblins that work at Gringotts Wizarding Bank. #HarryPotter #StarWars 🤷♀️ pic.twitter.com/6zzbg1ySzK
— Goldilox (@Goldilox1733) January 8, 2020
Okay, fine, after 40 years, the secret is finally out. Despite decades of lies, Lucasfilm has finally been forced to concede Yoda was neither a puppet nor a CGI effect, but the brilliant performance of actor Harris Yulberger, victim of a rare bone disorder. https://t.co/2CDQjCfTak
— Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) January 9, 2020
just found out what yoda would like if he was human….. can somebody get some soap for my eyes pls. pic.twitter.com/oadgXbWRIb
— BeanBoy (@irani_max) January 9, 2020
Are we human, or are we yoda 🤔🤔😔 pic.twitter.com/O4i7LV4E8R
— nahtand (@Nahtanddo) January 9, 2020
YODA if he had a human skin shade instead of his luminous green.
Yes? Or nah ? pic.twitter.com/wkNxCz00tt— Alicia Marie 🔜 ALA Sat (@AliciaMarieBODY) January 9, 2020
It’s like Dobby had sex with Yogurt from Spaceballs and this is what popped out.
— joe-joe and kim (plus jeff and danielle) (@joejoehasfun) January 9, 2020
At least we’ll always have baby Yoda.
Right into your heart I ride. pic.twitter.com/yP4I2UsP2S
— Baby Yoda (@BabyYodaBaby) January 9, 2020
Do you want to wash out your eyes? Are you terrified and planning to have nightmares tonight? Let us know in the comments below!
(image: Lucasfilm)
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