Ellen DeGeneres is the kind of person who wants to give back. Whether it’s her holiday giveaways or treating those she brings on her show, she just wants to make everyone happy. Maybe that’s why she dances all the time; she wants to have us all forget our problems and move for a while.
Another of Ellen’s widely known trademarks is that she loves to plan unique surprises for her guests, based on people they love or something they talk about often. Whether it’s a celebrity or a year’s supply of something, DeGeneres wants them to smile, too.
I love when @Oprah surprises a fan. I love it even more when the fan is @TiffanyHaddish. pic.twitter.com/aSZt3Br5r2
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) August 21, 2018
And sometimes, it has the ability to make us cry.
11-year old Luke Chacko is a huge @IdinaMenzel fan… which is why this was the surprise of his life. pic.twitter.com/3ohdEDuGwM
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 11, 2017
So, of course, Twitter started a meme out of the phenomenon—not to mock the beauty it can be, but to just share what would be our dreams and our nightmares would be like. Or … our cannibalistic desires?
me on ellen
ellen: so I hear you’re into cannibalism
me: i am!!!!!
/the entire staff walks on stage, completely clueless
me: oh my god ellen you didn’t
— Ariwa (@ariwannii) March 5, 2019
me: *on ellen*
ellen: so I heard you love animals
me: yeah
ellen: *takes of her trench coat, revealing herself to be several dogs stuffed into a suit*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
ellen: bark woof bark
woof bark woof
woof bark bark— Nebraska Humane (@NEHumaneSociety) March 5, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so i hear u like mamma mia!
me: omg yes
*3 men with a paternity test walk out*
me: omg ellen u didn’t
— *⋆˚ellie (@griiffinskane) March 5, 2019
[ orpheus on ellen ]
ellen: so i heard you want to get your wife back from the underworld
orpheus: omg you didn’t
*eurydice comes out*
orpheus: *turns around*
*eurydice disappears*
— lily ❀ (orpheus love bot) (@futurenatasha) March 6, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: i heard you like the movie Pulp Fiction
me: yea, so?
(ellen pulls out a gun and shoots me in the leg)
ellen: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
me: oh my god ellen you didn’t
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) March 6, 2019
me on ellen:
ellen: so i hear you love yourself
me: i do
*brings out a mirror*
me: omg ellen you didn’t!
— rachel zegler (@rachelzegler) March 6, 2019
Would we love if Ellen DeGeneres surprised us with anything our hearts desired? Of course, but also, these are just hilarious. Imagine if DeGeneres were actually just a coat full of puppies. Can you even prove she’s not? I choose to believe. Truly, there is no surprise too elaborate.
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