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Twitter Reacts to Sharknado 2: The Second One, The Greatest Cinematic Achievement Of Our Age

"We are talking about shark falling rates of two inches an hour."
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Published: Jul 31, 2014 12:06 pm

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If you didn’t watch Sharknado 2: The Second One last night, it’s either because you didn’t have cable or because you’re a heathen. There is no third explanation. Luckily, Twitter’s on hand to show you the bonktastical craziness you missed. Two inches of shark per hour! Tara Reid with a saw for a hand! Both literal and figurative shark jumping! Wil Wheaton!

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