The New Ninja Turtles Soundtrack Has a Rap Track About the Turtles Because of Course It Does

A Ninja Turtles movie wouldn’t be complete without its own perfectly cheesy rap about the green machine that will rock the town without being seen. Before you strain yourself with an appropriately large eye roll, go ahead and dig up the original movies’ “Turtle Power” and “Ninja Rap” (which you totally don’t have on your iPhone because you’re a mature, grown adult) on YouTube, smile, and enjoy the glorious cheese-factor of this new addition.

There’s a new TV spot, too, or you can just scroll right past that to find videos for the Turtle rap songs from the original movies, because now you’ll need to bask in their glory at least once.

(via Polygon)

Previously in displays of turtle power

• Today’s kids react to the Ninja Turtles of our youth
• Help, I can’t tell if the movie’s first clip is good-bad or bad-bad
• The Ninja Turtles rap-battled their namesakes

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