Your Stupid Minds! Stupid! Stupid!
OK all you "those kids today!" naysayers, it appears that you're at least partially right about the decline of humanity. A study by Stanford University geneticist Gerald Crabtree has found that humanity is getting stupider... albeit very, very gradually. Human intelligence peaked about 2,000 years ago, says Crabtree, and we've been on the slow train to Stupidville ever since.