I’m Sorry, But I Don’t Know Where You Can Buy These Shoes Where the Heel is A T-Rex
by Susana Polo | 11:32 am, September 26th, 2012
I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
But there isn’t really any info out there on these shoes besides this picture. “That’s okay,” you tell yourself, taking deep breaths, “That’s okay. I’d have to fight the urge to explain to everyone that this pose for the T-Rex represents and outdated model of dinosaur posture in which they dragged their tails on the ground instead of using them for balance the whole time I was wearing them, anyway. It wouldn’t be,” you pause as your voice cracks, “worth it.”