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I’m Sorry, But I Don’t Know Where You Can Buy These Shoes Where the Heel is A T-Rex

by Susana Polo | 11:32 am, September 26th, 2012

I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

But there isn’t really any info out there on these shoes besides this picture. “That’s okay,” you tell yourself, taking deep breaths, “That’s okay. I’d have to fight the urge to explain to everyone that this pose for the T-Rex represents and outdated model of dinosaur posture in which they dragged their tails on the ground instead of using them for balance the whole time I was wearing them, anyway. It wouldn’t be,” you pause as your voice cracks, “worth it.”

(via TDWGeek.)

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But are you this sorry ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KUDjRZ30SNo
http://twitter.com/ReallyOnlyErin Erin Treat

Eew.
http://profile.yahoo.com/K34DNMMHVLLYGTXFQDR2YTNSZM Lily Stormcrow

Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! Wearing dinosaur heels, stomping on things is the best part of my day indeed!

http://www.qwantz.com
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003037095323 Jerilyn Nighy

The shoes were probably made with a 3D printer.
http://www.facebook.com/ivii.re Ivii Re

authors Lucie Jelinkova & Monika Novakova // Awkward Collection
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Awkward-Collection/374988425895440?fref=ts
http://twitter.com/enthusiasticnod Elizabeth Mary

They’re apparently from Czech Prague Fashion Weekend 2012.

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