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Sorry, But This 8-Year-Old Hardcore Rock Star Is Cooler Than You, Forever [Video]

by Jamie Frevele | 5:44 pm, January 19th, 2012

When we live in a world in which the most popular names in music are Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, some of us wonder: What happened to hardcore rock? And will somebody please bring it back, without looking like they’re trying too hard, please? We are in luck. Because an eight-year-old girl named Juliet has just released an authentically amazing hardcore rock song, clocking in at less than a minute, entitled “My First Hardcore Song.” You guys, this means there will be another. Extra kudos: the stuffed animal mosh pit.

(via YouTube)

TAGS: Juliet | music video

http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

Must construct stuffed animal mosh pit.
http://www.facebook.com/foxabdalla Linda Brandi Fox Abdalla

omg she is too awsome <3
http://twitter.com/VampBookClub Vampire Book Club

Stuffed animal mosh pit FTW!
http://www.facebook.com/aussie.mel84 Melissa Francis

This girl is awsome. Love the stuffed animal mosh pit. :)
http://revolvingdoorcommune.wordpress.com Teresa Jusino

I love “Oh.” at the end. :) Also, her awesome Rock Faces! Seriously, I hope she does more, and full-length songs!
http://www.facebook.com/profiledelashayeness Jevon Shaye Green

http://www.myfirsthardcoresong.com/

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