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If Jar Jar Was Actually The Subject of Famous Biographical Films, the World Would Be a Much Sadder Place

And That's Terrible

A world where Jar Jar Binks became the first Gungan elected official in the state of California (and also support Harvey Milk, due to incomplete photoshoppery).

A world where Jar Jar Binks was a brilliant tactician with no head for politics or public relations.

A world in which England unexpectedly received a stuttering Gungan monarch on the eve of World War II, when the previous king unexpectedly abdicates the throne.

A world where Jar Jar Binks was a well known firebrand of a country singer who appealed greatly to convicts.

Look, there are more here, but I’m just happy that this guy stayed in his own movies, where he belongs.

(NextMovie via Super Punch.)

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