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Carrie Fisher Makes Fun Of Star Trek Because William Shatner Made Fun Of Star Wars

This seems like some sort of revenge…of something. Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher is striking back at Star Trek actor William Shatner after he dissed her franchise by…dissing his franchise. There may or may not have been blaster/phaser battles involved in this intergalactic space fight. Let’s go to the videotape! 

Fisher spoke with her friend Abe Gurko and posted this video to her YouTube page. He brings up Shatner started a Trek vs. Wars debate to which she ever so eloquently said, “”They’re not in the same league! I mean, they have the word ‘Star’ in the title and there’s a space travel, right? Where did they go to? Klingon? It just sounds like a laundry detergent.”

She also goes on the record saying Shatner has borrowed her famous metal bikini. “I want to see him in his clingy costume again. We should have a costume-off,” she said. She also takes a shot at Shatner’s male member, mentioning the time he sold his kidney stone for $75,000.

“There are no sunsets in Star Trek. They couldn’t afford it in their budget,” she said in one of a few shots at their special effects and added, “Our merchandising is so much better and my space buns…they’re so much better than [Leonard] Nimoy’s ears.”

And finally, the actress issues a suggestion to fans. “Here’s the thing, if you see Bill Shatner, call him Han Solo.”

Lesson taken: Don’t mess with space Princesses.

(via Blastr)

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  • Frodo Baggins

    These nerdfights should be conducted using only quotes from their respective franchises.

    “I don’t know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.” 

    “Well double dumb-ass on you!”

  • Anonymous

    Obviously, there is only one civilized way to settle this: THUNDERDOME.

  • nmlop

    I wish I could “like” this comment about a million more times

  • Don B

    “Klingon? It just sounds like a laundry detergent” I. Love. It.

  • Doug Just Doug

    Carrie: Bill, there are Klingons circling Uranus! 

    Bill: At least I didn’t kiss my brother, you sicko!

  • John Wao

    In this corner Princess Leia. Powers: The Force (implied).

    In this corner Captain Kirk. Powers: The ability to make any female sleep with him.

    Let’s get it on!

  • Anonymous

    As if any of it matters, Space 1999 was the pinnacle of space programing.

  • Anonymous

    HA! Doctor Who is better and has a longer history than either of them!

  • Pali

    All I heard was.. breasts.. Leia breasts.. breasts.. 

  • Kendra Lynne

    Wow I have never seen Carrie Fisher look more like Debbie Reynolds than she does in this interview… 

  • Anonymous

  • John Wao

    Ha! Doctor Who is a ripoff of Inspector Spacetime….

  • Frodo Baggins

    You forgot to mention “fewer fans” and “less cultural impact.”

    I kid because I love.

  • Anonymous

    Ehh, “Farscape” is better than both of them but if I have to choose, Princess Leia beats out James “Big Ham with Cheese” Kirk any day of the week.

    Nothing like geek wars.

  • Jeff Sandmire

    Only makes sense since Debbie is her Mom…..