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Thief in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mask Doesn’t Steal Pizza

Stupid Stupid Rat Creatures

So this guy set out to steal from a restaurant wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mask and not only didn’t steal pizza, he didn’t even steal food. Needless to say, we find this to be utterly disappointing.

Worst. Cosplay. Ever.

Police detectives in the town of Rib Mountain (yes), Wisconsin are investigating an armed robbery committed by two men.

They say one of the suspects wore a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mask like the one pictured in this article.

The robbery happened early Monday morning. Employees reporting for work found two men inside the restaurant.

One had a handgun and the suspects duct taped the employees hands and ankles. They got away with an unknown amount of cash.

According to WAOW, the suspect’s mask was green and red, so we all know what that means.

Stealing might be cool, Raphael, but it is also crude; and should the authorities ever catch up with you I hope they do notgive you a break.”

(story via Comics Alliance, disapproving turtle via Flickr.)

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