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Man gets on elliptical next to woman in gym. It backfires when he tries to race her: ‘The way he’s laying on the ground’

By Mar 30th
Bartender says ‘creepy’ man wouldn’t take no for an answer—but being kicked out doesn’t stop him: ‘I’d choose the bear every time’

By Mar 13th
Woman says group of men booed her when she walked into the gym: Now people want revenge: ‘We said we’d do that if a girl walked in’

By Feb 26th
‘Chivalry is so dead’: Women forced to share seat at crowded bar after 3 men hog up the chairs for over an hour

By Feb 21st
New Jersey woman sends DoorDasher to the store to get her some chocolate chips. Big mistake: ‘If you get a man just cancel’

By Jan 24th
‘Even the eggs’: D.C. woman places Instacart order with male shopper. Why on Earth did he throw it over the fence?

By Jan 3rd
Wisconsin woman goes to Milwaukee bar. Then the bouncer proceeds to crawl under the table and suck her toes: ‘Why did you let it get that far?’

By Dec 30th
Woman says ‘creepy’ delivery drivers would hang out in her parking lot. So she had to get creative: ‘Since doing that my deliveries come correctly’

By Dec 23rd
Man’s reaction to girlfriend washing his favorite shirt goes viral—for all the wrong reasons: ‘Genuinely thought it was her adult son’

By Dec 20th
‘They someone’s husband, dad or even grandpa’: Beverage cart girl records day in the life on job. The golfers don’t realize they are on camera

By Dec 5th
‘He’s dehydrated and mad for no reason’: St. Louis woman says man got upset she ordered water at the bar. So she ‘matches his energy’

By Dec 4th
‘Maybe say hi back’: Single man complains about female hikers who don’t acknowledge him. And just like that, the internet’s newest main character was born

By Dec 1st
‘This is a married man who didn’t like something I posted online’: Man doxes Chicago woman. So she pulls an Uno reverse

By Dec 1st
‘Enjoy your frozen chicken nuggets’: St. Louis woman uses Instacart for her entire Thanksgiving order. Then she sees who her shopper is

By Nov 26th
‘That’s such a power move walking out’: Woman is not clothed in her apartment. Then group of men barge in

By Nov 10th
‘My stomach turned’: North Carolina woman visits Asheville mansion. Then a strange man starts following her

By Nov 7th
‘What’s flirting for them is NOT for us’: Virginia woman leaves her gym. Then a man blocks her in her parking spot in an attempt to get her number

By Nov 3rd
’It depends on the bang’: California woman gets bangs. Then she says this demographic of men immediately stopped hitting on her

By Oct 30th
‘NEVER tell your physician you are married’: Las Vegas woman marries ‘good’ man. Then he blocks her from getting hysterectomy

By Oct 28th
‘Establish dominance’: Los Angeles woman sits between 2 ‘manspreaders’ on flight. Then she shares her ‘defensive position’ trick

By Oct 21st