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Woman says ‘creepy’ delivery drivers would hang out in her parking lot. So she had to get creative: ‘Since doing that my deliveries come correctly’

By Dec 23rd
Man’s reaction to girlfriend washing his favorite shirt goes viral—for all the wrong reasons: ‘Genuinely thought it was her adult son’

By Dec 20th
‘They someone’s husband, dad or even grandpa’: Beverage cart girl records day in the life on job. The golfers don’t realize they are on camera

By Dec 5th
‘He’s dehydrated and mad for no reason’: St. Louis woman says man got upset she ordered water at the bar. So she ‘matches his energy’

By Dec 4th
‘Maybe say hi back’: Single man complains about female hikers who don’t acknowledge him. And just like that, the internet’s newest main character was born

By Dec 1st
‘This is a married man who didn’t like something I posted online’: Man doxes Chicago woman. So she pulls an Uno reverse

By Dec 1st
‘Enjoy your frozen chicken nuggets’: St. Louis woman uses Instacart for her entire Thanksgiving order. Then she sees who her shopper is

By Nov 26th
‘That’s such a power move walking out’: Woman is not clothed in her apartment. Then group of men barge in

By Nov 10th
‘My stomach turned’: North Carolina woman visits Asheville mansion. Then a strange man starts following her

By Nov 7th
‘What’s flirting for them is NOT for us’: Virginia woman leaves her gym. Then a man blocks her in her parking spot in an attempt to get her number

By Nov 3rd
’It depends on the bang’: California woman gets bangs. Then she says this demographic of men immediately stopped hitting on her

By Oct 30th
‘NEVER tell your physician you are married’: Las Vegas woman marries ‘good’ man. Then he blocks her from getting hysterectomy

By Oct 28th
‘Establish dominance’: Los Angeles woman sits between 2 ‘manspreaders’ on flight. Then she shares her ‘defensive position’ trick

By Oct 21st
‘I’m scared’: Florida woman asks her boyfriend to get Chex mix from the gas station. Then she goes inside after him

By Oct 1st
Mike Johnson Had the Most Bizarre ‘Small Talk’ Question for Kamala Harris

By Mar 8th
Utah Politician Gets Creative With Anatomy, Telling Kamala Harris a Fetus Is ‘Not Part of the Body of a Woman’

By Aug 11th
Elon Musk Had the Grossest Possible Response to Sexual Harassment Allegations

By May 20th
A Lot of Straight Cis Men Need To Be Keeping Their Opinions About the Baby Formula Shortage To Themselves

By May 12th
Matt Gaetz’s Comments on the Supreme Court’s Roe Repeal Are Really Gross, Even for Him

By May 4th
Don’t Go See ‘Morbius’ With This Guy

By Apr 4th