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The US Women’s Hockey Team Got to Go to Vegas. The Men’s Were Given McDonald’s By the Misogynist Orange Man

By Feb 26th
The White House Isn’t a Fan of Bruce Springsteen. So Why Did They Try to Use His Music?

By Feb 20th
White House Disgustingly Mocks Don Lemon After Arrest

By Feb 3rd
Um Americans, the White House thinks you’re idiots, and definitely can’t read a graph

By Feb 3rd
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Jan 21st
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Jan 19th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Jan 10th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Jan 4th
‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Dec 31st
‘Impeached solely for this’: Donald Trump just turned the White House into a circus arena, and there isn’t much that people can do

By Dec 22nd
Sabrina Carpenter defeated the White House

By Dec 9th
‘More of this, please’: Barack Obama takes sharp digs at Trump, calls him out for spending money on lavishness as thousands of Americans struggle

By Nov 2nd
Karoline Leavitt claims Trump has lost money for ‘being a president’ when his net worth actually increased by $3 billion

By Nov 2nd
‘Beyond parody’: Tone-deaf Donald Trump flaunts his new White House ‘marble shitter’ after withholding SNAP benefits for 42 million people

By Nov 2nd
‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Oct 22nd
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt

By Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead

By Oct 18th
As federal workers go unpaid, Donald Trump and his friends are pouring $250 million into a ballroom and monument

By Oct 17th
‘He’ll betray anything’: Trump defies his own 2019 law and blocks back pay for furloughed workers amidst shutdown

By Oct 8th