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Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Jan 10th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Jan 4th
‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Dec 31st
‘Impeached solely for this’: Donald Trump just turned the White House into a circus arena, and there isn’t much that people can do

By Dec 22nd
Sabrina Carpenter defeated the White House

By Dec 9th
‘More of this, please’: Barack Obama takes sharp digs at Trump, calls him out for spending money on lavishness as thousands of Americans struggle

By Nov 2nd
Karoline Leavitt claims Trump has lost money for ‘being a president’ when his net worth actually increased by $3 billion

By Nov 2nd
‘Beyond parody’: Tone-deaf Donald Trump flaunts his new White House ‘marble shitter’ after withholding SNAP benefits for 42 million people

By Nov 2nd
‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Oct 22nd
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt

By Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead

By Oct 18th
As federal workers go unpaid, Donald Trump and his friends are pouring $250 million into a ballroom and monument

By Oct 17th
‘He’ll betray anything’: Trump defies his own 2019 law and blocks back pay for furloughed workers amidst shutdown

By Oct 8th
‘Your tax money’: America drowning in $37 trillion debt, yet Donald Trump is chasing his golden palace fantasy

By Sep 29th
‘Apparently you despise her’: White House responds after French politician demands the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty

By Mar 17th
‘We make the facts’: White House denies media access to an AP reporter over ‘Gulf of America’ spat

By Feb 14th
‘You’ve all been conned’: Elon Musk destroyed for allegedly having White House office space

By Jan 15th
Conservatives Are Bizarrely Triggered by Jill Biden’s White House Christmas Video

By Dec 14th
Biden Had the Only Appropriate Response When Asked About a Potential Trump Pardon

By May 30th