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Monday Cute: Take Cover, UFO Tortoise Lands in Pet Store

By Aug 14th
Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

By Jan 27th
Kill Time In The SDCC Waiting Room By Watching Two Tortoises Bang [VIDEO]

By Mar 15th
Tortoise Has Leg Replaced With Swivel Wheel, is Doing Fine

By Jul 21st