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‘She makes you sign an NDA’: Houston woman goes to celebrity stylist for $800 pixie cut. Then she goes bald 3 days later

By Feb 13th
Former Texas Roadhouse worker calls out the outlet for ‘scooping out’ a bug from their cinnamon butter, but people noticed something even worse

By Feb 12th
Dad Shot His Daughter For Being Right About Donald Trump

By Feb 12th
‘You still have the nerve?’: Texas man grills bartender with ‘a thousand million questions,’ then leaves her with a promise and $0 tip

By Feb 10th
‘What are you going to do about this Airbnb?’: Woman goes to Texas Airbnb. Then someone bursts into the residence using her keycode

By Feb 4th
‘I don’t know. I didn’t hear about it.’: Trump, rattled by the Democrat takeover in Texas, plays dumb on camera

By Feb 2nd
Dallas home inspector works on million-dollar house. Then he fills up the tub: ‘Some inspectors may not fill them up all the way’

By Jan 16th
‘The price went up to $435’: Texas woman wants the discontinued Coach Quilted Tabby 33. But is it worth it with the reported quality issues?

By Jan 11th
‘Sorry Don, you got played’: Donald Trump melts down after Henry Cuellar announces Democratic campaign despite receiving his pardon

By Dec 9th
‘I have children’: Dallas woman signs 18-month lease, realizes building is full of Airbnbs. Then one uses a firearm

By Nov 21st
‘This would put me into psychosis’: Texas woman’s flight at Los Angeles airport keeps getting canceled. Then LAX brings in a distraction

By Nov 17th
‘That’s $30,000 right there’: Texas man gets prosthetic leg stuck while trying on Ariat cowboy boot at Boot Barn. Then the worker comes over

By Nov 16th
‘They think they were fake pictures’: Power window salesperson gives 2.5-hour pitch to Austin woman instead of ‘free quote.’ Then the homeowner checks her email

By Nov 15th
‘They’ve been watching you’: Woman has a first-floor apartment in Houston. Then she ‘learns the hard way’ not to get one

By Nov 11th
‘I just know she was sobbing and mortified’: Texas Airbnb host rents out place to woman. Then she sends him a strange text at night

By Nov 9th
‘They don’t ever face any consequences’: Texas high school teacher buys magic wands with own money for students. Then she issues dire warning over Gen Alpha

By Oct 24th
‘I definitely won’t be back’: Texas mom orders daughter $27.98 heart cake from Walmart. Then she sees what she gets 2 weeks later

By Oct 23rd
‘I was getting impatient’: Louisiana woman goes on first date in New Orleans with Texas man. Then she almost loses her life

By Oct 22nd
‘Directly behind us’: Texas woman goes on a walk on Lady Bird Lake Trail. Then she ends up having to run for her life

By Sep 14th
‘This is absolute insanity’: Texas inspector walks into newly constructed home. Then he sees where the garage door is

By Aug 4th