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Maybe Stop Trying to Be Funny, Samuel Alito

By Rachel LeishmanDec 7th
Late Senator’s Diaries Show Samuel Alito Was Always Lying About Respecting Roe v. Wade

By Vivian KaneOct 25th
Stop Saying the Supreme Court Is Illegitimate, Everybody. It’s Making Samuel Alito Super Sad.

By Vivian KaneSep 29th
Samuel Alito Thinks It’s Just Hilarious That He Got To Overturn Roe v. Wade

By Vivian KaneJul 29th
Let’s Unpack the Chilling Phrase ‘Domestic Supply of Infants’ in the Supreme Court’s Draft to Overturn Roe v. Wade

By Chelsea SteinerMay 7th
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Seems Reluctant To Appear in Public. Gee, I Wonder Why.

By Vivian KaneMay 5th
The Supreme Court Has Voted to Overturn Roe v. Wade, According to Reports

By Kaila Hale-SternMay 3rd