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‘Stunningly Wrong’: Samuel Alito Thinks Congress Has No Power Over Him

By Aug 8th
It Sure Looks Like Samuel Alito’s Wife Is Super Corrupt Too

By Jun 27th
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Has a Republican Sugar Daddy, Too!

By Jun 22nd
Abortion Access Just Had an Unexpected Win at the Supreme Court

By Apr 24th
Maybe Stop Trying to Be Funny, Samuel Alito

By Dec 7th
Late Senator’s Diaries Show Samuel Alito Was Always Lying About Respecting Roe v. Wade

By Oct 25th
Stop Saying the Supreme Court Is Illegitimate, Everybody. It’s Making Samuel Alito Super Sad.

By Sep 29th
Samuel Alito Thinks It’s Just Hilarious That He Got To Overturn Roe v. Wade

By Jul 29th
Let’s Unpack the Chilling Phrase ‘Domestic Supply of Infants’ in the Supreme Court’s Draft to Overturn Roe v. Wade

By May 7th
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Seems Reluctant To Appear in Public. Gee, I Wonder Why.

By May 5th
The Supreme Court Has Voted to Overturn Roe v. Wade, According to Reports

By May 3rd