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‘They care so much about life until life actually shows up’: Jasmine Crockett lashes out at the Republicans again, this time for using religion as propaganda

By Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Nov 30th
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s not the only disillusioned Republican — more resignations are looming

By Nov 27th
‘Trump and the GOP are to blame’: Turns out, 62% of Americans know exactly who to thank for the mess we’re in

By Nov 25th
Congressman Dave Min hits at the egos of his Republican co-workers by claiming that they suffer from ‘Pedophile Protection Syndrome’

By Nov 21st
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Nov 20th
‘Can someone reach out to Putin please?’: The DOJ may drop the Epstein Files next week, but don’t get too excited

By Nov 17th
‘Endless wishful thinking’: 2 months left for ACA premium credits, and Mike Johnson is still boasting about having ‘notebooks full of ideas’

By Nov 12th
‘It should offend everyone’: Joe Neguse wants to turn the Democrat blaming narrative into a Trump accusing one as he continues to show record levels of lawlessness

By Nov 7th
‘Just words on paper’: People troll Mike Johnson as he brags about having ’60 or 70 pages of ideas” for healthcare reform, but no concrete plan

By Nov 4th
‘Textbook example of gaslighting’: Mike Johnson’s delusion reaches record levels of high as he blames the media for supporting the Dems

By Nov 4th
‘That’s the difference between leadership and lunacy’: Jasmine Crockett shuts down Republicans blaming the Democrats for government shutdown with facts

By Oct 31st
JD Vance just called it ‘totally reasonable’ for Americans to be racist towards people who speak a different language

By Oct 30th
‘Finally, a rare moment of sanity’: A handful of Republicans join Democrats again to overturn Trump’s tariffs, people call it ‘damage control’

By Oct 30th
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler

By Oct 30th
‘There is still no plan’: Senator Moreno is working overtime to win the deflection Olympics, blames Democrats for not having an alternative medical plan

By Oct 29th
‘Quit voting republican’: Farmers distressed over plummeting soybean prices as Trump continues waging trade wars with China

By Oct 29th
‘Some serious activity on Truth Social tonight’: 5 Republicans go against dictator Trump to overturn 50% tariffs on Brazil, people call it a ‘good start’ for change

By Oct 29th
‘The tea has been clocked’: AOC destroys right-winger activist Riley Gaines with a snarky comeback, and the internet cannot stop laughing

By Oct 29th
‘But so be it’: Republican Senator Thomas Massie just made it clear where his loyalties lie, and Trump isn’t going to like it

By Oct 28th