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Journalist obliterates Trump, stresses his bombing of Iran is part of a Republican trend after they assume office

By Mar 2nd
Here comes the reckoning: Donald Trump lover learns the hard way after ICE takes their partner

By Feb 23rd
What Is Going on With Mitch McConnell?

By Feb 12th
Mike Johnson can’t explain why anyone should vote for Trump — his best argument is that the man doesn’t sleep

By Dec 17th
‘We’ve got some great ideas’: Mike Johnson says Republicans will present a healthcare ‘fix’ next week, but still can’t explain what it is

By Dec 16th
Miami’s 30-year Republican streak just met its end, and Sleepy Don is gonna hate it

By Dec 15th
‘They care so much about life until life actually shows up’: Jasmine Crockett lashes out at the Republicans again, this time for using religion as propaganda

By Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Nov 30th
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s not the only disillusioned Republican — more resignations are looming

By Nov 27th
‘Trump and the GOP are to blame’: Turns out, 62% of Americans know exactly who to thank for the mess we’re in

By Nov 25th
Congressman Dave Min hits at the egos of his Republican co-workers by claiming that they suffer from ‘Pedophile Protection Syndrome’

By Nov 21st
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Nov 20th
‘Can someone reach out to Putin please?’: The DOJ may drop the Epstein Files next week, but don’t get too excited

By Nov 17th
‘Endless wishful thinking’: 2 months left for ACA premium credits, and Mike Johnson is still boasting about having ‘notebooks full of ideas’

By Nov 12th
‘It should offend everyone’: Joe Neguse wants to turn the Democrat blaming narrative into a Trump accusing one as he continues to show record levels of lawlessness

By Nov 7th
‘Just words on paper’: People troll Mike Johnson as he brags about having ’60 or 70 pages of ideas” for healthcare reform, but no concrete plan

By Nov 4th
‘Textbook example of gaslighting’: Mike Johnson’s delusion reaches record levels of high as he blames the media for supporting the Dems

By Nov 4th
‘That’s the difference between leadership and lunacy’: Jasmine Crockett shuts down Republicans blaming the Democrats for government shutdown with facts

By Oct 31st
JD Vance just called it ‘totally reasonable’ for Americans to be racist towards people who speak a different language

By Oct 30th
‘Finally, a rare moment of sanity’: A handful of Republicans join Democrats again to overturn Trump’s tariffs, people call it ‘damage control’

By Oct 30th