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‘Sundowning’: Donald Trump’s brain completely shuts down as he spews 150 posts in an hour

By Dec 3rd
Donald Trump calls ‘affordability’ a con created by Dems — now you know he’s only ever worked for himself and his billionaire buddies, not you

By Dec 3rd
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning from office, but don’t mistake her reason

By Nov 25th
Anyone else feel like we’re all living in ‘The Truman Show’?

By Nov 19th
We all should be afraid of what Trump is trying to do to Seth Meyers

By Nov 17th
Marjorie Taylor Greene says sorry for embracing Trump’s ‘toxic politics. Guess even a broken clock can try to save face

By Nov 17th
‘It was basically the perspective of a really smart baby boomer who’s conservative’: Texas man works on his laptop in public. Then he hears an unusual conversation about Zohran Mamdani

By Nov 12th
‘Prices are not way down’: A Republican just broke Trump’s illusion wide open

By Nov 6th
‘He’s off to a bad start’: Donald Trump calls Zohran Mamdani’s victory speech ‘angry’ and believes he should be ‘very nice’ to him

By Nov 6th
‘Bye, Andy!’: Andrew Cuomo should move to Florida, as promised, after losing the New York Mayoral elections

By Nov 5th
Whoopi Goldberg shouldn’t have to apologize for making a harmless joke

By Nov 5th
‘Got the shaft’: Stephen King finally breaks his silence on what Americans got in return for Trump’s palace makeover

By Nov 3rd
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler

By Oct 30th
‘Signed using the Autopen’: Republican-led Oversight Committee declares Biden’s pardons invalid

By Oct 29th
Tucker Carlson wonders how Laura Loomer got a Pentagon gig, and MTG has a savage answer

By Oct 27th
‘AOC is low IQ’: Donald Trump, who loves waving at no one, tries to dunk on AOC with his ‘very hard’ animal quiz

By Oct 27th
‘There’s a reason’: GOP rebel Thomas Massie sounds the alarm as billionaires plot to push him out of Congress

By Oct 20th
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements

By Oct 17th
‘Never deleted an app so quickly’: Spotify users are rushing to delete their accounts after ICE recruitment ads ‘ruin’ listening experience

By Oct 14th
‘Shut your mouth’: Hakeem Jeffries just had a heated standoff with MAGA Rep Mike Lawler

By Oct 9th