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Senator Mark Kelly sends a strong message to Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump following threats of censure

By Jan 11th
Wait what? Pete Hegseth just called youngsters too ‘fat’ and ‘dumb’

By Dec 23rd
Dementia Don strikes again with his false claims about Pete Hegseth’s alleged war crimes

By Dec 10th
‘He wants to control it and make a profit out of’: Donald Trump is waging a war on drug traffickers, but pardoned the former President of Honduras

By Dec 10th
Pete Hegseth tried to turn his alleged war crimes into a meme and it’s only landing him in more trouble

By Dec 3rd
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd
Mike Johnson has nothing to say about Pete Hegseth’s ‘war crimes’, as he was ‘pretty busy’ covering the evidence up

By Dec 3rd
‘You don’t execute illegal orders’: Adam Kinzinger understood what needed to be said against Trump and Pete Hegseth, and he said it

By Dec 3rd
‘He’s a 12-year-old playing army’: Mark Kelly just clapped back at war criminal Pete Hegseth so hard, his ego might never recover

By Dec 2nd
‘His trial will be very interesting’: Trump gets caught in a lie as Pete Hegseth admits to live-streaming the Venezuelan boat strikes

By Dec 2nd
‘This is Trump’s mess, start to finish’: People think Trump is trying to throw Pete Hegseth under the bus, and it might be true after what he recently said

By Dec 1st
‘We all know’: Pete Hegseth is under formal investigation for ‘war crimes’, but people think he will be excused

By Dec 1st
‘Stop with this fascist trope’: Pete Hegseth has everyone questioning as he confuses the Marine Corps

By Oct 20th
‘It’s not true’: JD Vance gets caught in a lie as Pete Hegseth casually announces Qatar airbase plans

By Oct 14th
Paul Eaton has 2 words for Pete Hegseth, and the Republicans are losing their minds

By Oct 2nd
‘It is what it is’: Pete Hegseth’s big push to ban women from military without saying it outright

By Sep 30th
Donald Trump throws a fit after reporters remind him about Pete Hegseth’s incompetence

By Apr 4th
Adam Kinzinger roasts ‘try hard dork’ Pete Hegseth as he scrambles to clean up his own mess

By Mar 30th
“Such a sissy”: Adam Kinzinger roasts Elon Musk over removing Community Notes from the Pentagon’s X account

By Mar 27th
Trump security advisor scandal sees new twist as officials’ phone numbers, emails and passwords exposed online

By Mar 27th