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This Epstein document from Drop 8 clearly mentions sexual abuse allegations against Donald Trump

By Dec 24th
Trump claims ‘we’re going to have more jobs than we’ve ever had’ but wait, it won’t be for humans

By Dec 24th
Epstein’s brother drops a bombshell tip to the FBI, alleging Trump ‘authorized’ Jeffrey Epstein’s murder to silence him before he could ‘name names’

By Dec 24th
JD Vance makes radical calls to avenge Charlie Kirk and take back the country from ‘people who took his life’

By Dec 23rd
The Department of Justice just labeled itself the ‘Trump Department of Justice’ on an official document

By Dec 22nd
‘I don’t even look’: Donald Trump announces he’s moved on from women and now has a ‘thing’ for chairs

By Dec 22nd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Dec 21st
A CNN journalist digs through a 100-page Epstein document, and surprise — it’s as grim and twisted as you feared

By Dec 21st
Kennedy Center Board member is setting the record straight on the ‘unanimous vote’ to rename the Center after Trump

By Dec 19th
Chairman Brendan Carr admits the FCC is a slave to Trump despite advertising it as an “independent” agency online

By Dec 19th
According to Donald Trump’s math, Big Pharma will soon be paying you to take their meds

By Dec 19th
Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Dec 18th
Mike Johnson awkwardly speed-walks away after refusing to address Trump’s Rob Reiner post

By Dec 17th
Donald Trump goes full pro-Putin, blames Ukraine for ‘starting’ the war, and mocks it for seeking missiles

By Dec 16th
Donald Trump doesn’t know the difference between an ‘arch’ and an ‘arc,’ but he’s sure it will ‘blow everyone.’

By Dec 16th
‘We’ve got some great ideas’: Mike Johnson says Republicans will present a healthcare ‘fix’ next week, but still can’t explain what it is

By Dec 16th
Donald Trump’s response to the Brown University shooting is ‘things can happen’

By Dec 15th
Trump believes he’s Europe’s dream leader, but British tabloids literally called him ‘Deranged’ and ‘Man Baby’ on front page

By Dec 15th
Trump blames Obamacare for boosting big insurance stocks 1700%, only to roll out a plan that would make CEOs pop champagne bottles

By Dec 9th
‘Sorry Don, you got played’: Donald Trump melts down after Henry Cuellar announces Democratic campaign despite receiving his pardon

By Dec 9th