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DHS warns citizens would face the ‘full extent of the law’ if they ‘lay a finger’ on federal agents, but it was fine when they did it for Trump

By Jan 13th
‘Who’s gonna tell him?’: Trump’s logic on Greenland essentially means Americans cannot claim the land of the U.S.

By Jan 13th
Donald Trump claims ICE shot Renee Good because she ‘behaved horribly,’ but failed to prove it after bombshell footage

By Jan 11th
ICE agents told a physician to ‘back off’ while Renee Nicole Good bled and died

By Jan 10th
‘What are you asking about Iran for?’: Trump asks an Italian reporter where he is from, then refuses to answer his question

By Jan 10th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Jan 10th
Delusional Don thinks everybody loves his public dancing, but he admitted his own wife hates it

By Jan 8th
Trump dropped another self-glorifying rant about the Nobel Peace Prize but he can’t even spell it correctly

By Jan 8th
Donald Trump’s tried to imitate trans folks, and it’s shocking he didn’t blame the ‘fake news’ for making him do it

By Jan 8th
Delcy Rodriguez, who? Donald Trump couldn’t resist declaring himself the real ‘in charge’ of Venezuela after overthrowing Maduro

By Jan 7th
Taking over South America?: Marco Rubio hints at Trump’s next target for regime change war after Venezuela

By Jan 7th
Is Kathleen Kennedy Out at Lucasfilm?

By Jan 6th
So, Donald Trump finally pushed to kidnap Nicolas Maduro because he’s a better dancer?

By Jan 6th
‘Democracy Dies in Darkness’: The Washington Post and NYT allegedly knew about U.S. plan to capture Maduro but Congress didn’t

By Jan 6th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Jan 4th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Jan 4th
‘What a spin’: Trump insults Jerome Powell, forgets he appointed the fed chair, and blames Biden for reappointing him

By Jan 3rd
One day in office and Zohran Mamdani has already pushed an annoying criminal out of New York City

By Jan 3rd
Pam Bondi Accidentally Praised Joe Biden on Social Media, Then Did Something Worse When She Realised

By Jan 2nd
Elon Musk Wants You to Ditch Your Doctors and Go to Grok Instead

By Jan 2nd