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JD Vance makes radical calls to avenge Charlie Kirk and take back the country from ‘people who took his life’

By Dec 23rd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Dec 21st
JD Vance proudly accepts Susie Wiles’ conspiracy theorist tag and wears it like a badge of honor

By Dec 17th
‘That’s a wild take on a tragic event’: JD Vance just confirmed that Trump is a narcissist while narrating a story about Charlie Kirk

By Dec 16th
JD Vance, part of a mixed-race family, endorses Americans avoiding neighbors who don’t speak the same language

By Dec 9th
‘He’s sleeping on the couch’ memes take over the internet as Usha Vance is seen without her wedding ring at recent event

By Nov 24th
‘My love language is touch’: It only took Erika Kirk 30 days to explain that hug with JD Vance

By Nov 24th
‘Not looking so good’: JD Vance’s post from 2021 is suddenly trending for all the wrong reasons — and it’s about the Epstein Files

By Nov 13th
‘This is the happiest widow I’ve ever seen’: Erika Kirk is all smiles while JD Vance swears Sergio Gor in

By Nov 11th
‘Traded it for a seat in Trump’s shadow’: Josh Shapiro tears JD Vance apart, accuses him of exploiting religion for personal goals

By Nov 10th
‘I’ve never seen men so scared in their lives’: Trump demanding his cabinet to behave like Xi Jinping’s officials proves how much he wants to be a dictator

By Nov 6th
‘No one will ever replace my husband…but JD’: Charlie’s been gone less than 2 months, and Erika Kirk already erased him from her story

By Nov 2nd
‘I believe in the Christian gospel’: JD Vance called his devout Hindu wife ‘agnostic’ and wants to convert her

By Nov 2nd
JD Vance just called it ‘totally reasonable’ for Americans to be racist towards people who speak a different language

By Oct 30th
‘He’s constantly on vacation’: JD Vance just said that he does nothing besides following Trump’s order

By Oct 30th
‘He’s both a hypocrite & a sociopath’: Woman calls JD Vance out for waging war on immigrants despite his wife being Indian and their kids mixed race

By Oct 30th
‘She may have to show them her papers’: People poke fun at JD Vance as he laughs off Jen Psaki’s comments about his wife, Usha

By Oct 23rd
‘Guardians of pedophiles’: Americans are ripping Republicans apart over a ‘we’re built different’ picture

By Oct 19th
A few hours after Trump announced ‘I’m not a king’, the White House posted him and JD Vance with a crown

By Oct 19th
‘Have no spine’: People agree after Jennifer Welch slams JD Vance for not giving a ‘crap’ about Americans

By Oct 18th