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Thomas Massie is giving JD Vance a little blast from the past he might not like

By Feb 19th
Trump says JD Vance got booed in Italy because he was in a ‘foreign country’. Funny, coz back home people seem to have the same reaction

By Feb 8th
‘Checkmate’: JD Vance gets caught in a classic ‘it’s okay for me, but not for thee’ moment on national TV

By Jan 28th
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Jan 21st
‘Wow, that was fast’: Netizens have a lot to say as rumours arise about Tom Brady and Erika Kirk dating

By Jan 16th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
Governor of Pennsylvania Josh Shapiro is basically saying that JD Vance is Trump’s puppet in this new video, and he isn’t too far away from the truth

By Jan 15th
‘It was never about the drugs’: JD Vance’s first thought is ‘control’ and not welfare when speaking about the USA’s plans for Venezuela

By Jan 14th
JD Vance plays the victim card for White Christians at TPUSA, all while his admin continues to torture people for not being White

By Dec 29th
JD Vance makes radical calls to avenge Charlie Kirk and take back the country from ‘people who took his life’

By Dec 23rd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Dec 21st
JD Vance proudly accepts Susie Wiles’ conspiracy theorist tag and wears it like a badge of honor

By Dec 17th
‘That’s a wild take on a tragic event’: JD Vance just confirmed that Trump is a narcissist while narrating a story about Charlie Kirk

By Dec 16th
JD Vance, part of a mixed-race family, endorses Americans avoiding neighbors who don’t speak the same language

By Dec 9th
‘He’s sleeping on the couch’ memes take over the internet as Usha Vance is seen without her wedding ring at recent event

By Nov 24th
‘My love language is touch’: It only took Erika Kirk 30 days to explain that hug with JD Vance

By Nov 24th
‘Not looking so good’: JD Vance’s post from 2021 is suddenly trending for all the wrong reasons — and it’s about the Epstein Files

By Nov 13th
‘This is the happiest widow I’ve ever seen’: Erika Kirk is all smiles while JD Vance swears Sergio Gor in

By Nov 11th
‘Traded it for a seat in Trump’s shadow’: Josh Shapiro tears JD Vance apart, accuses him of exploiting religion for personal goals

By Nov 10th
‘I’ve never seen men so scared in their lives’: Trump demanding his cabinet to behave like Xi Jinping’s officials proves how much he wants to be a dictator

By Nov 6th