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‘You’re a pundit’: Florida Congresswoman Tries and Fails to Misinform on Record About Iran

By Mar 3rd
Woman travels to Florida with man she met on Bumble. Then she leaves him there and takes a solo flight home: ‘I’m on the floor’

By Feb 25th
Florida woman goes to nail salon. Then the manager ‘bullies’ her and a worker in front of the whole salon: ‘THEY MADE YOU CRY??’

By Feb 11th
Florida man picks up cold blooded iguana from under a tree and then makes tacos with its meat

By Feb 11th
‘This happens often in Florida, one of the biggest… trafficking places in the world’: Florida woman stays at hotel. Then others recount their stories

By Feb 7th
‘Try Costco. Not for the faint of heart’: Florida man says it’s ‘hell’ to shop at Walmart on the weekend. Here’s the best time to actually do it

By Dec 31st
‘My bank did not give me my money back’: Florida woman deposits 2 checks from jewelry company. Then they ask her to Zelle them something back

By Dec 27th
‘Goodwill doesn’t care anymore’: Florida woman goes to Goodwill. Then she sees a $12 Tipsy Elves Christmas sweater on a mannequin

By Dec 21st
‘Omg now I need to bring my own’: Florida woman checks into hotel. Then she learns the hard way what those small towels are actually for

By Dec 9th
‘They’ve been known to kill pets’: Florida woman walks into PetSmart. Then she issues PSA after seeing this brand on the shelf

By Dec 6th
‘No idea he recorded this whole conversation with his glasses’: Florida woman is ‘minding her business’ at the airport. Then a stranger strikes up a conversation

By Dec 4th
‘This is the now 5th item’: Florida woman orders shoes from Amazon. Then they come used. Here’s the tag you need to look for

By Dec 2nd
‘Jose listen to your wife’: Florida woman blocks Hispanic man’s car, tells him to go back to ‘wherever he came from.’ There’s just one problem

By Dec 2nd
‘Definitely not Bridezilla’: Florida woman orders wedding cake from Publix. Then the big day arrives

By Nov 30th
‘Did you hear what he said?’: Florida photographer takes a close-up of the bride on her wedding day. Then a groomsman says something shocking

By Nov 29th
‘This book has great reviews’: Florida expert says Amazon is selling a book that teaches how to traffic children. How is that possible?

By Nov 17th
‘You lost me as a customer’: Older Florida woman goes to Sephora for store-brand lip liner. Then she calls out the manager

By Nov 16th
‘No way this is funny to him’: Florida Chipotle worker has customer make strange burrito request. Then she sees herself on TikTok

By Nov 12th
‘I’m boycotting until they hire some beautiful Black women’: Construction worker traveling through Florida stops at Hooters. He’s disappointed by what he sees

By Oct 29th
‘I would’ve told them they need to refund me’: Florida woman orders groceries from Instacart. She ends up having to deep clean each item in the sink

By Oct 27th