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Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Jan 19th
French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

By Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Jan 19th
Jimmy Kimmel Used His Awards For a Good Cause: To Bribe Donald Trump to Get ICE Out of Minnesota

By Jan 18th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Jan 16th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
‘What the F—k Is Going On’: The USDA Just Posted Trump with a Milk Mustache and Everyone Wishes They’d Never Seen It

By Jan 14th
The U.S. Department of Labor is openly using an imitation of the most popular Nazi slogan to supposedly promote patriotism

By Jan 14th
Karoline Leavitt claims the Democratic Party is protecting pedophiles while serving the worst one herself

By Jan 14th
Donald Trump does a cheap emulation of Joe Biden’s cough as the audience turns speechless

By Jan 14th
‘How quickly she flinched’: Donald Trump says he cannot ‘grab’ Karoline Leavitt

By Jan 13th
DHS warns citizens would face the ‘full extent of the law’ if they ‘lay a finger’ on federal agents, but it was fine when they did it for Trump

By Jan 13th
‘Who’s gonna tell him?’: Trump’s logic on Greenland essentially means Americans cannot claim the land of the U.S.

By Jan 13th
Experts warning Trump can’t legally exit climate agreement miss the whole point about Trump

By Jan 13th
Donald Trump claims ICE shot Renee Good because she ‘behaved horribly,’ but failed to prove it after bombshell footage

By Jan 11th
Trump: I don’t want to be bragging. Also Trump: Nobody should get the Nobel Prize more than me

By Jan 11th
Senator Mark Kelly sends a strong message to Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump following threats of censure

By Jan 11th
‘What are you asking about Iran for?’: Trump asks an Italian reporter where he is from, then refuses to answer his question

By Jan 10th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Jan 10th