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‘They’ll probably like it’: Donald Trump says he can bypass Congress to strike whoever he wants

By Rachel Tolleson Oct 25th
‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘Inherited the lying gene’: Don Jr. insists there’s ‘no violence from the right’ while ignoring every headline this year

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘Sounds rigged’: People express strong opinions after Trump says he does not ‘need any more votes’ for his ‘big beautiful bill’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 22nd
‘Go back to Puerto Rico’: MAGA woman hurls racist remarks at a couple for speaking Spanish at a Pizza Hut, gets herself thrown out instead

By Kopal Oct 21st
‘Another pardon coming’: Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump has been arrested again for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries

By Kopal Oct 21st
Hot take: The government shouldn’t be using ‘Top Gun’ memes

By Rachel Leishman Oct 21st
‘There’s a reason’: GOP rebel Thomas Massie sounds the alarm as billionaires plot to push him out of Congress

By The Mary Sue Staff Oct 20th
‘Laughable’: Trump plays dumb about ex-NSA’s indictment when everyone knows he’s been planning it with Pam Bondi

By Kopal Oct 20th
‘Always knew he was full of shit’: Trump just dropped an AI video of him shit bombing America from a ‘King Trump’ jet

By Kopal Oct 20th
A few hours after Trump announced ‘I’m not a king’, the White House posted him and JD Vance with a crown

By Kopal Oct 19th
‘Pathetic RINO’: Donald Trump insults his own party’s rep yet again, because he dared to speak against the president

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘It’s too high to calculate’: Dr. Oz can’t do elementary-level math to calculate a 96% discount. Sure, let’s trust him with healthcare

By Kopal Oct 18th
Michael Keaton has some choice words for Trump fans: “Basically what he’s saying is these people are so stupid, they’d still vote for me”

By Rachel Leishman Oct 17th
Putin’s still strumming Trump ‘like a guitar in a thrift store’ as the two plot another so-called Ukraine peace meeting

By Kopal Oct 17th
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements

By Kopal Oct 17th
As federal workers go unpaid, Donald Trump and his friends are pouring $250 million into a ballroom and monument

By Kopal Oct 17th