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Make Your Own Doritos. Also, Gold [Video]

Ever want to make your own Doritos? Thought it was impossible? Well it's not, but it's very hard. This fan-made Doritos commercial will show you how, but there's no guarantees. You might end up with somewhat useless byproducts because, really, what good is anything if it's not Doritos?

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U.K. Man Sets Fire To Apartment Trying to Turn Feces Into Gold, Receives Jail Time

Despite what you may have assumed, alchemy is not dead. While there's pretty much no doubt that it will never work, people are still trying it. Recently, Paul Moran from Northern Ireland attempted to put a twist on the old lead-into-gold trick by turning feces into gold. No word on whether this modification to the recipe was out of necessity or a indomitable sense of adventure. Either way, the process involved leaving feces, along with fertilizer, on top of a heater. While this process did not manage to transmute the feces into gold, it did manage to transmute his entire apartment into a blazing inferno.

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Finally: A Sweater for You and Your Laptop

Regretsy has discovered a request on Alchemy, Etsy's forum for requests, for a laptop sweater.

What's a laptop sweater, you ask? Obviously: a sweater that covers a person and their MacBook ... at the same time.

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